Kallous

show me your dick soldier

[Kallous @hunnemuller]

@emmyhazelnut So close to blocking you

[Kallous @hunnemuller]

@emmyhazelnut I just found out that you do this omf I thought I was losing my memory

[Kallous @hunnemuller]

Girlfriend just told me she’s “really good at lollipops”

[eggy @girlypebbles]

when kali is being a bitch to me

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

happy gay day y’all

[Kallous @hunnemuller]

@hollysdrafts @emmyhazelnut @uncutgum_s I mean the stars don’t lie

[Kallous @hunnemuller]

I remember seeing a boy rip an apple in half with his hands at lunch once. Anyways I think that was the last time I was sexually attracted to a man

[Kallous @hunnemuller]

Mom said “no more rocks tonight Kali”…first of all they are geodes and second of all this one was blue inside.

[Kallous @hunnemuller]

Really wish I could do a handstand

[Kallous @hunnemuller]

Remembering that my first boyfriends mom the first time she met me told her son I looked like tainted milk and that she did not like me

[Kallous @hunnemuller]

Since I’ve turned 21 I had to move back home and had two seizures

[Kallous @hunnemuller]

Just opened a can of tuna with scissors and ate it straight from the can 21 has been great for me

[studio ghibli snoop dogg @yung_mod]

theres nothing worse than a Guy

[chrissy @chrissychlapp]

adhd really be ruining so many things for me but i forget them anyway, fuck❤️

[Kallous @hunnemuller]

I wish so badly I was a beaver and I could chew on logs.

[Outsports @outsports]

NFL history for @Raiders player Carl Nassib, first active gay player. https://t.co/SW5FSwtOEK

[Kallous @hunnemuller]

Cashier at Walmart asked for my ID and said cool! Awesome sauce! Thanks!

[Kallous @hunnemuller]

@mbotbosslady God gave Lisa a good father and he gave you poor circulation