Ed Vartanian

Double-wide writer.

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@landofthe80s I sometimes wake up with this song in my head.

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@altonbrown This thread has created a (literal) grassroots movement to get AB high. Imagine the unhinged creativity we'd see from those munchies.

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@NoDMsPerfavore Trunk key.

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@RichardERoeper @nytimes Anyone who goes to a theater with the intention of singing at the top of their lungs should stay home forever.

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@medic_sarcastic If only.

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@medic_sarcastic Hope you're feeling better soon!

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@dirty_country @medic_sarcastic @OcrazioCornPop California pays in way more than it gets back.

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@medic_sarcastic @OcrazioCornPop I mean it's on!y the fifth largest economy in the world. But it's a fake headline.

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@medic_sarcastic 🇺🇸

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@TeamTrump Cry harder,

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@medic_sarcastic Oh no

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@medic_sarcastic @elonmusk He's definitely rich but if that was enough for him he'd focus on his businesses instead of desperate need for validation like a sad 4Chan poster.

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@medic_sarcastic I have big hands and I know how to use them.

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@medic_sarcastic @goes_by_hazzard Oh that's so cool! Yeah I'll definitely have to check out the new one.

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@medic_sarcastic @goes_by_hazzard Will do. While not a history, I got some insight into transportation, EMTs, and parademics from a boon written by a guy here in Atlanta: A Thousand Naked Strangers.

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@medic_sarcastic I don’t ever want to put up with an HOA. If I own a house no one else should be able to tell me what to do with it.

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I'm still here in the technical sense.