Hunter Lewis Graham

a happy little vegemite

[Hunter Lewis Graham @hunter10G]

are lesbians contagious?
or do they just rub off on each other? 🤔

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something to think about #Trump

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@flyngraham you can if you're what's covering it 😝

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@flyngraham

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@flyngraham i'm in the queue for purple hat
does your joke have a punchline?
⏲️🙄

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@flyngraham it's a polly not a cocky 😜

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@flyngraham no sir
please sir
don't make me go up the chimbley
i don't like it up the chimbley
all covered in soot from head to foot
and the smoke!
i'll cough and cough for days and days

[Hunter Lewis Graham @hunter10G]

little jack horner
sat in a corner
eating his sister's vagina
he put in his thumb
and pulled out a plum
and said...
'LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THIS FUCKING CHERRY!'

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@flyngraham

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tom tom the piper's son
stole a vagina and away did run
the vagina was hairy
and really rather scary
so from then on tom only pinched bums

[Hunter Lewis Graham @hunter10G]

mary had a little vagina
her pubes were white as snow
and if angled just right
in the full moon's light
mary's vagina would glow

[Hunter Lewis Graham @hunter10G]

there was an old woman called lou
whose age was 102
home on her own
she died all alone
now lou is her pet cat's poo 🐱💩

go on flyn
i know you want to

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@flyngraham

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@flyngraham 🤣😂🤣

[Hunter Lewis Graham @hunter10G]

a little chimpanzee 🐵
once came to my house for tea 🫖
when i told it a joke 🥒
it laughed till it choked 👅
and i could have saved its life but you know how dangerous chimps can be so i buried it in the back garden 🛒
i hope the dog doesn't dig it up 🦴