Huntie’s Peak (A Dante’s Peak Stan Account)

Tony the Wonder Llama. Go Sketch Yourself @packtheater. AFI alum. i've written some movies but really my peak was playing @SmashMouth Steve outside a Gelson's.

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This Twitter is no longer in active use :'( Please follow me at @HunterMSexy for all your Huntie needs

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Just doing this as an excuse to leave Twitter for an hour

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I want to stomp human skulls down the aisle to my favorite song, the theme to Terminator 2.

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Die Hard is a Christmas pun

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Dinnesdale?

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Remember the past when Kristanna Loken was supposed to be the future? Man, I miss the past.

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I think Tom Cruise likes movies

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My top nine are 9 pictures that make you wanna fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

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Can... can I be a full American again if you reattach my foreskin? #Jewish

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Rob Zombie’s Mission Impossible 9

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If clue is available to watch and you haven’t seen clue in a while, watch clue!

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You’re goddam right its a #thread

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Opening scene of Terminator Prequel

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i have been laughing at this since yesterday. please turn your volume up 😂

[molly conger @socialistdogmom]

look, i'm sorry. the news is just so bad all the time, i'm so pleased to spend a few minutes imagining a world in which "MANY PEOPLE" use their opportunity to speak with the president to complain about how much trouble they are having flushing their big shits.

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They’re two 40 year old man-children... living in separate timelines two years apart.

That’s enough for a movie, right?

The Lake House Step Brothers

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They could have called it RIDE of the resistance but they didn’t and that’s why Disney will never be #1. Specifically, not enough terrible wordplay. They disneyd way more.

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“It’s like Monty Python and the Holy Grail meets a screenwriter who has seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail and is trying to write his version of it!”

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baseball fandom in 2019: respect their stat line on baseball reference, cheer them along on Sunday Night Baseball, mute their fucking ass on twitter.

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Radio has only sound, not colors. That’s why they didn’t call it the redio.

But we can.

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If Frozen 2 is Annihilation for kids, then Deep Blue Sea is Annihilation for being eaten by sharks