Fiscally Responsible Hyena

[Fiscally Responsible Hyena @hunter_jeffers]

Well Lorrie said I wonder what we ever went through all this trouble for #turnpiketroubadors

[Avi Yemini @OzraeliAvi]

Woody Harrelson sums up the Covid scam perfectly

[#TheResistance @BoneKnightmare]

Lady kept bumping man with her cart repeatedly and then this happened.

[Hodgetwins @hodgetwins]

The story is this teacher took away his Nintendo and he chased her down and beat the hell out of her.

What is wrong with these kids…

[Lord Single Malt @Singlemaltfiend]

People are out for scalps on Twitter tonight.

[Earl @ChAdEaRl_2413]

James Harrison telling Tom Brady everything about the steelers playbook...

[Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD Bioplasticity @BuckyIsotope]

Does Jesus know he was born during Toyotathon

[Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna]

The outburst I had at JoAnn’s Fabrics is not reflective of who I am.

[Rudy Havenstein, Senior Markets Commentator. @RudyHavenstein]

"Synchronized Global Growth"

[Netflix @netflix]

To the 53 people who've watched A Christmas Prince every day for the past 18 days: Who hurt you?

[Mollie @MZHemingway]

I was promised treasonous collusion with Russia to steal an election, not diplomatic groundwork by an incoming admin.

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

I’m guessing you didn’t get a good grade for your 7th grade book report on To Kill A Mockingbird. https://t.co/3M5Af7jIqn

["D." Fool @FoolOfD]

I'm failing to see how cities are the place to be in your 20s unless you really like poke restaurants.

[Lord Single Malt @Singlemaltfiend]

*Narrator Voice*: “He absolutely did that shit.” https://t.co/5nxFEdXWq4

[Comfortably Smug @ComfortablySmug]

Yassssss

[Lord Single Malt @Singlemaltfiend]

The first rule of Hamster Fight Club is that it must be taxpayer funded.

[Lord Single Malt @Singlemaltfiend]

The Republicans better channel the hidden power of Paul Ryan’s winter beard because they have 2 years to pass meaningful legislation before likely losing the House.