saw a quote that said ‘if we all ate the same and exercised the same we would still all have different bodies’ & I literally think that’s something you need to keep reminding urself
@cailin_cc When I was bartending in Edmonton 60+ year old men would leave their numbers all the time and think it would be funny to say “spank you” to me instead of “thank you” 🤮 like get ur saggy ass outta here
the other night my boyfriend & i got drunk together, i went to go to the bathroom & guess i was in there too long, so he told me if i’m okay to grab the cheezit
told my dad he should write his own tv series and he said “great idea. I’ll call it The Walking Dad where all I do all day is clean up after you and grumble ‘I’m not made of money’ 😭 he did NOT have to do me like that