Hunter Luke

hunter gatherer minus the gatherer. natural born shit poster

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Ever since I was young I’ve wanted to be a Bassmaster. Not much has changed except now the “B” is silent.

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Sometimes I forget that money isn’t real:(

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*accusing my roomates of sneaking beans into my mouth at night because I am farting so much*

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She asked if I was blushing at her. No mf I just got off the toilet after pushing hella hard ofc I’m gonna be red🤨

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@RAWRzei Uhhh👁️👄👁️

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When you accidentally type “goes bard” instead of “goes hard”

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@jsk7vu @CaryKelly11

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If I were named Joe I would go to parties and make just a mess

Then when everybody gets upset I’d be like

“Whaaat? It’s me, sloppy Joe🤣🤣”

But I can’t do that cuz that’s not my name. @JoeBiden

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“Unironically blueberries” can only be used to describe blueberries. If it were to describe anything else it simply wouldn’t fit

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Thinking about the dinosaurs… shit man💔

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I don’t care if it’s the 5th day in a row, this household is a rotisserie chicken household and you are going to enjoy it🗣️

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I feel like if I was a pterosaur I wouldn’t find a mate because pterosaurs can’t speak English and therefore cannot give consent.

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Sharks would probably love back scratches

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I think It is impossible to make your tongue go completely limp

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My two most recent dreams. I woke up to write them in my notes so I don’t forget.

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We boutta find out real soon the answer to 100 men vs 1 gorilla

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Despite viral monkey Punch finally making some friends, he's still getting bullied by other monkeys at the zoo.

Punch is really struggling to fit in with other monkeys and clings to humans whenever they come into the enclosure.

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When I put blackberries in the cottage cheese it feels like I am setting up a game of battleship.

Alas, I am just setting up breakfast💔

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She fw me cuz I ate the sticker on the apple

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@GMEmoreGME @Tekeee Just blow in from stupid town?

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A rapper singing about his struggles with caffeine and nicotine

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If necessary I feel like I could shed My legs just like a gecko sheds its tail.