Shitty Rider

i only communicate by using subpar memes and sarcasm. feel free to make fun of me for being italian

[Shitty Rider @hunter_strides]

i’m

⚪️gay

⚪️bisexual

⚪️ straight

🔘 gonna take my horse to the old town road

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i gave him 5 stars

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i’m talking like No Hands iconic

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what is the most iconic hip hop song you can think of?

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@kaylal563 I just bought their shoulder brace so i’m curious to see how it works on me!

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How do we feel about incrediwear? Do you believe it works?

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the honda accord of farts for me is like the maserati of farts for you

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literally did it last night

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i am officially a crisis text line counselor 😎

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@pnwhorsegirl 10000000000%

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i live with a demon

[camille @hedonethics]

me in the psych ward to the psychiatrist tryna get the discharge

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just started my training to be a crisis text line counselor!!

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rode for the first time since surgery and my ass got too fat for my 17.5 saddle

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

i think you have schizophrenia

[Shitty Rider @hunter_strides]

imagine takis seasoning on the rim of a margarita 🤤

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did my first iv ketamine appointment in over a year yesterday and it was so healing and wonderful

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it’s only been a few hours and i’m already halfway through it

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today is 6 months since the love of my life passed so i decided to treat myself to an almost $200 bottle of tequila. i drink to forget but i always remember