Wetz his Pants

I, for one, was not Kung-Fu fighting. Sc-hwetz

[Wetz his Pants @hunter_wetz]

I did it @p_benedict18

[Hunter @Wolffe104]

Couple beers in at the bar and pulling this case out

[i like food @messedupfoods]

cheese pizza (pre-owned)

[Wetz his Pants @hunter_wetz]

I’m selling the naming rights of my baby boy, who’s being born tomorrow. $10 OBO

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Legalize comedy

[Wetz his Pants @hunter_wetz]

@natedamnz @SchileyMacy False. @SamPackardEliz2

[Wetz his Pants @hunter_wetz]

I would like to file for a restraining order on Raid: Shadow Legends

[nathan fielder @nathanfielder]

Toronto

[Max Godby @OhMyGodby64]

I demand a public apology from every coach I’ve ever had...

[Wetz his Pants @hunter_wetz]

@jackson_josef

[Wetz his Pants @hunter_wetz]

Why does every Adam Sandler movie have the same guy in it?

[L A U R E N @WeishaarLauren]

seems to me like some teachers don’t understand that ranch kids are working their butts off, yet have time to do hours upon hours of homework. do i get extra credit for keeping your pantry stocked? love to switch spots for a day!!

[Sam Packard (Elizabeth) @SamPackardEliz2]

I miss school so much that I watch documentaries at my kitchen table and nap like I'm at a desk.❌🎓

[Wetz his Pants @hunter_wetz]

The best six months of my life so far✅

[Wetz his Pants @hunter_wetz]

Damn I really just went outside and played with a ball wtf is happening

[Wetz his Pants @hunter_wetz]

@cake_hoarder

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Apollo and his stepdaughter Juno. They went shopping for something to keep Juno warm in the snow and this is all they could find. 13/10 for both