the Mayor

[AB @AB84]

Opening Twitter immediately after waking up to check the state of the world is basically our generation’s version of our grandfathers reading the newspaper every morning.

[the Mayor @hunterc713]

@OldRowSwig Cornyn.

[Old Row @OldRowOfficial]

Sydney Sweeney rang the opening bell at the New York Stock Exchange today

Bull market incoming 📈

[Houston Rockets @HoustonRockets]

Year 2 Reed 📈

Clutch performance. High praise.

[the Mayor @hunterc713]

@mviser You’re dumb. I got gas for 2.09 in TX last week.

[Kangmin Lee | 이강민 @kangminlee]

I'd rather be perceived as racist than have my daughters be brutally raped by third worlders

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

This is evil and cannot be allowed to proceed

[Old Row Sports @OldRowSports]

Basketball fans: “Boy I can’t wait for the NBA season to start!”

Average Chauncey Billups subplot:

[the Mayor @hunterc713]

@LakeShowYo Looks like your standard Jalen green game to me.

[the Mayor @hunterc713]

@stoolpresidente

[Liz Churchill @liz_churchill10]

Omg. Lol. 😂😂😂

[the Mayor @hunterc713]

@Breaking911 Dog has been practicing that porch jump his whole career.

[the Mayor @hunterc713]

@OldRowSwig @grok Hey @grok who was the most famous person to block my account. Just give me a name.

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

When that first drop hits your lips. Pure bliss

[Dave Smith @ComicDaveSmith]

The cover up of Jeffrey Epstein is worse than the cover up of Biden’s dementia.

[Sean Pendergast @SeanTPendergast]

All hail, Rafael Stone

[ALX 🇺🇸 @alx]

I support my local ICE raids and oppose the US dropping bombs on Iran.

[Swig 🇺🇸 @OldRowSwig]

We should ICBM the ticks