h.j.f

Class of 2018. Criminal Justice. Private Pilot.

[h.j.f @hunterjfoster]

A child I baby sit for wanted to pull a prank [on himself] by putting himself in the dryer and turning it on lmao kids man, they wildin'

[h.j.f @hunterjfoster]

@karriganmae1 Lmao well I wasn't sure😂

[h.j.f @hunterjfoster]

@karriganmae1 Is this the one by JoyYee?

[h.j.f @hunterjfoster]

Ok Jessica don't come at me with your doctorates in psych about a topic in criminal justice I haven't even obtained my bachelors in yet

[h.j.f @hunterjfoster]

Freshman always stop at cross walks to wait to wait for cars🙄 walk on out in front of that bitch and hope for free tuition!

[h.j.f @hunterjfoster]

@wayciemoods Every damn day! It never gets easier

[h.j.f @hunterjfoster]

This freshman comes into class, "do we have to sit in the same spot?" Bro it's fucking college. You don't even have to show up if you don't want to.

[h.j.f @hunterjfoster]

A CNA at work has worked the past 24 consecutive days. That's close to 290 hours! Pretty sure that violates some OSHA laws but it's nbd

[h.j.f @hunterjfoster]

Austin is geeking out of Apple's keynote and idk how much I can handle😅

[h.j.f @hunterjfoster]

crazy how life comes full circle

[h.j.f @hunterjfoster]

This kid deadass came to class in just a towel bc he got locked out of his room when he was showering

[h.j.f @hunterjfoster]

@austin4564 @hulu @hulu_support That's why @netflix is where it's at! They've never let me down.

[h.j.f @hunterjfoster]

I wish yik yak was still alive.

[h.j.f @hunterjfoster]

Me: "Should I cut this into squares or triangles?"
Austin: "You can't cut a circle pizza into squares!"

Lmao ok you've obviously never had pizza from a restaurant

[h.j.f @hunterjfoster]

The more you look the more you see it

[Chrish @mistachrish]

Took this picture and thought it was cute until I realized my eyes look like pussy lips

[h.j.f @hunterjfoster]

"yeah when I was in high school I had a 1.27gpa and got a 21 on my ACT. I was more into drugs than I was homework" I need to befriend this classmate, she seems fun

[h.j.f @hunterjfoster]

One of my profs name is Ann Frank and I'm honestly living for it

[h.j.f @hunterjfoster]

Hard to believe it's already been 7 months with you! Time flies when you're having fun❤️ @austin4564 https://t.co/yKrbDQOMin

[h.j.f @hunterjfoster]

Yeah two day delivery is cool and all, even next day delivery; but SAME DAY DELIVERY is where it's at

[h.j.f @hunterjfoster]

@abnegationtrib Is this something kids use to smoke the devils lettuce?

[h.j.f @hunterjfoster]

Literally two people I know have been in car accidents within the last 12 hours. I'm supposed to drive to Farmer City today, maybe Issa sign I shouldn't go