I wonder if the same people who yell at writers for trying to get clicks also walk into The Home Depot and yell, “YOU’RE JUST TRYING TO SELL ME LUMBER!"
I would rather have any of the following than Greg Schiano:
Lane Kiffin
Derek Dooley
Butch Jones
Knox Kiffin
Dooley’s pants
Butch’s trash can
Donnie Tyndall
Eric Taylor
Kyle Chandler
My mom
@Chris_Shamblin
A dog (no breed in particular, just a dog wearing a coach’s headset)