Hunter Temperton

Bad Dad joke curator, TTU Alumni, IVDUB Founding Father, Triathlete, Snowboarder, Writer, Blogger, Photographer, & Music Enthusiast.

[Hunter Temperton @huntertemps]

Tipping culture here in the US is truly out of control.

@lyft what the hell is this?!

Tip BEFORE??

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@elijahwood @itslluna @alamodrafthouse Going to a @drafthouse for the first time this week since having our 2nd kiddo to celebrate my wife’s birthday and now I’m terrified

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@EvilMopacATX Choking like this is only acceptable in the streets around the Cowboys Stadium

[Gemini @Gemini]

Feeling generous to start the new year, so we loaded up a fresh wallet and decided to give it away.

🎁 $2,026 in BTC to one winner
🧡 Like this post and follow @Gemini
✅ Winner selected January 2

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@TheFightCentral Samuel L Jackson’s mom coming in at the end there. Now we know where he gets his inspiration 🤣

[Luis @itslluna]

Made it to our destination but somehow my luggage didn’t 😭 @SouthwestAir

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@adweak And 2 minutes to get it to the Trader before the campaign needs to launch

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@Itslluna

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Occam's razor: "The simplest explanation is usually the best one."

Ocon's razor: "The simplest penalty is 5 seconds to Ocon"

@OconEsteban @F1 @AlpineF1Team @maximumeffort #Formula1 #oconsrazor #imsoboredwithoutF1

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@caroofine quarter*

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Sitting outside of my daughter’s gymnastics practice with my golden doodle in a comfy longsleeve with a snickerdoodle latte on this weirdly perfect fall Austin morning… it’s me, I’m the basic white chick of my family

[Fin ¹ || 🟠🟢|| 🇵🇸 @LilFin12]

Lance stroll to his side of the garage for no reason

[Avery Tomasco @averytomascowx]

Hi, welcome to Austin.

No, the weather here isn't this nice all the time.

Please don't move here, we don't have enough water for u #atxwx #txwx

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Fondly remembering when cinder block shelves was a sign of thrifty collegiate choices, not a million dollar kitchen

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@EvilMopacATX where in Austin is the house with this kitchen listed for $1.1M (wrong answers only)

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@NikiasMolina @Itslluna Us soon 😂

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@caroofine Tough love maybe?!

Thoughts and prayers 🙃

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@caroofine

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

bad news = we can’t find an $80 million stealth fighter jet

good news = our stealth technology is very good

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@caroofine If all their devices are going to be $400-$1,000 we deserve better

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Dear @Apple, Give me a smart watch that lasts for 5+ days or I’ll be sticking with @Garmin for the rest of my life. - Sincerely, someone who has better stuff to do than charge my watch daily.