Hunterturtle

gamer nerd and retired achievement whore. #geek

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I had an affair about 30 years ago. I'm starting another one. The change in logistics in terms of GPS tracking, avoiding cctv, not being able to use cash, etc, etc, is mindblowing and almost making me reconsider.

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@GingerWildheart Future support?

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Training as a GP in the late 70s. I quickly read the notes for a patient as I walked in and said, "now it says here that you've lost a lot of weight, lately." And he had, because his left leg had been amputated after a car crash. He was remarkably good humoured about my gaff.

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@GingerWildheart FFS. Ginger is happy. CJ is happy. Both creating amazing music. Yes I would love them to be playing together, but they aren't. That's what it is.

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@GingerWildheart Cannot wait for Friday night.

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@kevinhunterday Great to have you back on the pod. Remember if the day is being difficult, there's tens of thousands of people who listen x2 a week supporting you in spirit.

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@KieranMaguire Why, why why, Maguire??😂

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@daveatherton You're a cunt.

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@manticgames Shipping to the UK is a deal breaker. Will you be getting stock shipped over to sell on your site

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@UpshotTowers @petercrouch @Chris_Stark Very naughty there lads. Never pegged you as a thief @petercrouch

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@RobertJenrick So if we get rid of things for not working.

When do you fuck off?

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@pearson_ange @paultanter @MatBrooks @talkingbottom any updates on the book? What are the chances of seeing it before Christmas?

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@kevinhunterday Will the PoF pod be heavily edited come Monday morning to remove the at least 60 mins of pure, light-hearted smug @POF_POD

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@scumbunker Hi bot.

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@LozzaFox @AvaSantina @GBNEWS I'll keep this simple.
You're a cunt who's failed at everything bar being a total arsehole.
Please fuck off under whatever rock you came from and leave the planet in a better place

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@JimDOfficial I've seen some bollocks on twitter, but you calling yourself a comedian.
You're a cunt.

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@Bren4Bassetlaw I'd join in calling you a cunt but I think it's bang out of order and wrong.

You lack the warmth, depth and the ability to give pleasure.

You fucking spunk stain on the carpet of the UK. Roll on the bleach of a GE and you're fucked off

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@GingerWildheart Doesn't deserve a dog.

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@GoldingBF You are a cunt.

This is true

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