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she/her

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@Ask_WellsFargo you guys are literally sooooo shitty with your poorly trained customer service reps. Give me my paycheck!!!!

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Give me my paycheck!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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@WellsFargo I feel like you guys suck so so bad and your customer service knows it which is why they are so so shitty

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Bf is Hispanic, bf has two names, everyone thinks I’m talking about two bfs, only have one bf, never ending loop

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One thing I like doing is just sending Chey a post w hair and saying nothing and waiting for her response

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I am entirely too mean for any of you to be giving me dirty looks in this planet fitness

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Who is at KP

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Ilysm a skylit drive

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Wires and the concept of breathing will always be one of the best songs ever I don’t care what anyone says

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Why did I bother beating the shit out of my body for two years if my endo and health issues are going to give me a fucking gut and make me look like a whale in every article of clothing I own

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@frayingatfabric The way we all swore never to go to a tla show ever again and then ended up at a tla show after that

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Someone puking on people in the pit at the greyscale tour closer tla was wild

[hannah 🐾 @theendofadecade]

posted this on tik tok but i wanna hear what you guys have to say too …

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Bilingual bfs sleep talk in their first language, makes learning Spanish just a bit easier

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@love2eatspam420 Hot girls need extra time on taxes 😤

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Are you all seeing this bc I am LOOKING

[gracie ♱ @frayingatfabric]

freak on a leash

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Thinking about when I cut all of my hair off on April fools without thinking and everyone thought I was lying

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Endometriosis is literally crippling and I’m over it

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My bf winking at old women to make them feel good vs them hitting on him back and him being embarrassed 😭😂