Hunterzeit 🇺🇦

Orion | he/him
i crave pineapple fried rice
TAP airlines is a scam, dont ever fly with them

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@MooreWNicholas @ThomasHoufek @scale_banana I don't deny that sea life is in a bad place right now, but I feel like that's more because of climate change and pollution than one person launching rockets. The oceans were getting worse and worse *before* spacex started launching

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Imagine for a moment, two friends in a school hallway. One offers another a drink, and she accepts. But rather than a normal beverage, this bitch, was empty. This is the story of...
yeet

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Friendly reminder: when people try to insult trans people by joking about themselves being trans, the best thing you can do is play along with it until they either actually reveal that they are, or they have to stop playing the game. Let them win until they're tired of winning.

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Nothing will ever match the mischief that comes from a simple >:3

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@w00ki33 @NASASpaceflight for half a second there I thought this was a single unedited video and I was like "WAIT WHAT WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT ITS SO MUCH MORE DANGEROUS" and then I realised that it's a much more reasonable edit

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Remember the good old days of 2019? My god things were so different then. No pandemic, no war in Europe, no giant anti-vaxxer protests. Everything was so chill then. Nowadays, if you told me that Cthulhu had awoken, I'd just sorta go "booooring, tell me smt interesting"

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Hey, just a friendly reminder, ALL internet security is at risk if the EARN IT act passes. You know that meme where an FBI agent is watching you online? This literally is that. It lets the government watch your internet activity. #StopTheEARNITAct2022

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aw hell nah they done made a dwayned the rock jonson emojis 🤨

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if you asked Tutenkhamun Nebkheperure if he thought he would become famous someday after he died you wouldn't be able to get his answer because he never learned to speak any english

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@DJSnM callback to the martian when Mark finds a pentagon-shaped bolt on the MAV and he wonders why they chose a pentagon before promptly passing out due do high g loads

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In an attempt to "remove porn from the internet", people are pretending that the "earn it" act is to make things safer. actually, it will remove important health information for LGBTQ+ from online spaces. PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD AS FAST AS POSSIBLE
#StopTheEARNITAct2022

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The existence of a "post office" implies the existence of a "pre office"

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@DJSnM I love the idea of a "classic" rocket fuel recipe, it makes it sound like it's homemade or something

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@BradyHaran this is what solving a rubik's cube looks like to people who don't know the move patterns

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GUYS
GUYS
PANCAKES
PANCAKES ARE PIXEL WAFFLES
i rest my case

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Whoever named the "waterfall" was quite possibly the laziest person ever

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Doctor: I'm afraid you're sick
Me (putting on sunglasses and backwards baseball cap)
You're damn right I'm sick

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Imagine explaining fishing to an alien
"so you put the string into the water and they bite it"
"why don't they stop biting it?"
"they don't know better"
"so why do you hurt them like this"
"don't worry we let them go after"
"but then why do it at all???"

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@DJSnM if this were a movie, i wouldn't even watch it

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@DJSnM "hey guys you sure there will be grass when i get there? this just doesnt feel right"
"yea sure whatever just keep training"
"you su-"
"yes, now get back to work"