Hunting Probs

For the avid outdoorsman. Bringing our hunting problems and funny pictures to your timeline.

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Are you interested in seeing the "North Pole"?

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Wanna meet Santa’s little helper? He's not so little, if you know what I mean...

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I've got something special in the sack for you!

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I know when you've been bad or good...so let's skip the small talk!

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I've checked it twice, and I'm sure you're on my "naughty" list.

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That's not a candy cane in my pocket... I'm just glad to see you!

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If I win the powerball, you will be able to find me at the liquor store shortly after

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How my life is going

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Everything I like is either illegal, fattening, addictive, expensive, or impossible.

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Vodka won't break your heart

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You're getting into a serious relationship? Cool, I'm getting seriously drunk.

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Sorry I haven't texted you in a while. I haven't been drunk enough

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How to be happy: 1. Get alcohol 2. Drink alcohol 3. Order pizza

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Looking at your best friend and saying "ill do it if you do it"

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Vodka doesn't ask questions. Vodka just understands

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You're about 5 shots away from being my type.

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I don't have an ex to drunk text, so my friends just wake up with a lot of annoying messages

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whatever i do when I'm black out drunk is none of my damn business

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2 things I like
1. Alcohol
2. Not you

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Being so drunk you have to close one eye to text