ken atkinson

Larger than life, full on piss taker. The original cheeky monkey

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The UK; no-one could elect a worse leader than us.

America; hold my beer!

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I've just tripped over a dog toy in my living room.....
Man Utd will be given a penalty on review
#varfarce

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@bbctms given that very short ball from McCarthy that bounced over the batsman, had it dropped onto the stumps can the batsman been given out off of a wide?

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@JeremyClarkson Send them to West Oxfordshire council as a gift!

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Moody Gloucestershire

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Good morning Gloucestershire.
06/02/23 @ 07.11

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Good morning Britain

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@Specsavers is customer service a dirty word to you?
It takes a month to get an appointment, then I turn up and get told they can’t do it so I will have to go online and rebook.
#rubbishservice

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@tinnion_brian happy birthday Tins #OTIB

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Sad times, as we said goodbye to our special little girl yesterday.
We're going to miss you Moo Bags xx

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I once met a gangster who pulled up the back of people’s pants.
I think it was Weggie Kray

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Sunset over the Menai Strait from Caernarfon

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Lovely morning to be working on Dartmoor!

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Well, it came home at last, but we forgot to shut the gate so it went away again

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@shrewsweb Well said Cotts, and the best wishes for your continued recovery from an eternally grateful City fan. #OTIB

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@JeffStelling unbelievable Jeff

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@Severnsider @richardosman luckily mate, this was a tale from several years ago I was lucky enough to survive the ordeal

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Morning world.

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@DadJokeMan

I have a condition that makes me eat when I can't sleep.

It's called insom-nom-nom-nom-nom-nia