Hunter Rodriguez

Occasionally a philosopher.
Sometimes a liar.
Always your fav A-hole.

[Hunter Rodriguez @huntman370]

"He doesn't date anymore. He just comes home and works on that" - my mom in reference to me and my motorcycle

[Hunter Rodriguez @huntman370]

@siliconslopes what is this, a meal for ants?

[Hunter Rodriguez @huntman370]

Imagine being so comitted to Prime delivery that you start a rocket company to ensure the ISS can get their subscribe & save deliveries. @JeffBezos @amazon

[Microsoft @Microsoft]

It’s CTRL+CCCCCCC and then CTRL+V

[Hunter Rodriguez @huntman370]

My professor responded with: #Facts

[Hunter Rodriguez @huntman370]

For one of my Tech Class assignments, we had to design a golden record like the ones they send to space and say what we would include on it. This is what I said:

[Hunter Rodriguez @huntman370]

I love that Apple keeps advertising console quality graphics on their mobile products. What do they keep at Apple headquarters for a reference device, a Wii?? #AppleEvent

[Hunter Rodriguez @huntman370]

Who knew that the hardest part of jumping out of a plane is missing everything you left up there?

[logan bartlett @loganbartlett]

Not as funny when you realize a lot of these hedge fund managers have secret families to feed.

[Hunter Rodriguez @huntman370]

#100FREEiPhone12 @LewLater @UnboxTherapy blue!

[Hunter Rodriguez @huntman370]

FULL SEND BABY @kanyewest FOR AMERICA

[Hunter Rodriguez @huntman370]

@JohnLegere @TMobile I WOULD LOVE SOME. T-MOBILE OR DIE

[DemetriTube @DemetriTube]

Me after my #Stimulusdeposit hit:

#StimulusChecks

[Hunter Rodriguez @huntman370]

@cackie1995 Should have clarified, I respect those in the medical profession and what they do is amazing. My point is that both are facing similar problems from a statistical and logistics standpoint but only because recent events break the status quo is one getting more attention than usual

[Hunter Rodriguez @huntman370]

Coronavirus is for healthcare workers what holiday season is for retail workers - understaffed, overworked and mentally grinding #unpopularopinion

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

We are learning much about the Invisible Enemy. It is tough and smart, but we are tougher and smarter!

[Hunter Rodriguez @huntman370]

If one more person starts to compare LOTR or Frozen to something in church, I AM GONE.

[Hunter Rodriguez @huntman370]

*old people at work* "You're too young to be married! You need to live a little more!"

*Me, well aware of my age* "actually I'm divorced. So I can at least say I tried that 🤷‍♂️"

[Hunter Rodriguez @huntman370]

Can I fly with my replica lightsabers I just got from Disneyland? #asktsa

[Hunter Rodriguez @huntman370]

2/2 I respectfully took the criticism from my manager in stride... And then asked for the home addresses of all the little bastards.

[Hunter Rodriguez @huntman370]

1/2 Had a performance review today at work. My manager explained that I was doing super well and I was a solid hire from day one etc, etc... We then talked about me working on my "soft skills with coworkers," Because some had complained about how much sarcasm I used with them.