HUNTER DAVIDSON

i like tv basketball and rap music | u of 〽️ FTVM ‘23

[HUNTER DAVIDSON @huntmdavidson]

“breakfast is the most important meal of the day” is a LIE perpetuated by BIG SAUSAGE conglomerates to sell more turkey links! I haven’t eaten breakfast in almost 3 years and im doing FINE. GREAT, actually!

[HUNTER DAVIDSON @huntmdavidson]

my new years resolution is to talk way more shit about my friends behind their backs. and to bust down a rollie.

[HUNTER DAVIDSON @huntmdavidson]

if billionaires continue to bring the best quarterbacks in the country to my favorite football team, i will become a disciple of trickle down economics. #jobcreation

[HUNTER DAVIDSON @huntmdavidson]

i could make a sandwich that would blow scooby-doo’s fucking mind

[HUNTER DAVIDSON @huntmdavidson]

do you think anyone had a moo deng themed bar mitzvah this year?

[HUNTER DAVIDSON @huntmdavidson]

@HobbyJogElite see ya in basketball season lil bro

[HUNTER DAVIDSON @huntmdavidson]

i will do what i must to return service to all loyal and righteous verizon customers

[HUNTER DAVIDSON @huntmdavidson]

Mark Cuban will donate 1 million US dollars to a charity of my choosing if i do Tibetan monk style self-immolation outside the Verizon store at the Burbank Mall

[HUNTER DAVIDSON @huntmdavidson]

Mark Cuban will donate 1 million US dollars to a charity of my choosing if i do Tibetan monk style self-immolation outside the Verizon store at the Burbank Mall

[HUNTER DAVIDSON @huntmdavidson]

@HobbyJogElite leaders and best 〽️

[HUNTER DAVIDSON @huntmdavidson]

@VersaceVacuum gotta get these posts off

[HUNTER DAVIDSON @huntmdavidson]

mfs adopting a pet in 2024 be like “this is my dog, hawk tuah” okay buddy whatever u say

[HUNTER DAVIDSON @huntmdavidson]

@boobjobcousin i saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked,

dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn looking for a hawk tuah

[HUNTER DAVIDSON @huntmdavidson]

“omg the CIA couldn’t waterboard this info out of me😭😭”

uh yea i think they probably could

[HUNTER DAVIDSON @huntmdavidson]

a girl told me i was in her dream last night i didnt know how to tell her Bengals WR3 Andrei Iosivas showed up in mine

[HUNTER DAVIDSON @huntmdavidson]

@JustinLevine18 happy to see you’re enjoying the movie, my friend!

[HUNTER DAVIDSON @huntmdavidson]

@JesseKrugel

[HUNTER DAVIDSON @huntmdavidson]

*im a fremen watching paul atreides fulfill the prophecy step-by-step*

me: not impressive. shai hulud defenses in the 90s were much more physical and the emperor changed the rules to make it easier for Fraud’dib to score. Mickey Mouse Messiah.

[Michigan Football @UMichFootball]

Thank you Coach Harbaugh and forever Go Blue!

[J.J. McCarthy @jjmccarthy09]

I want all Michigan fans to do this. Take 3 deep breaths... And have faith. Faith that every single Coach, player, employee in that building is doing everything they possibly can to be great.

[HUNTER DAVIDSON @huntmdavidson]

@HobbyJogElite

[HUNTER DAVIDSON @huntmdavidson]

@VersaceVacuum p8n tweeting about sports will never not be crazy to me. time is a flat circle.