“breakfast is the most important meal of the day” is a LIE perpetuated by BIG SAUSAGE conglomerates to sell more turkey links! I haven’t eaten breakfast in almost 3 years and im doing FINE. GREAT, actually!
if billionaires continue to bring the best quarterbacks in the country to my favorite football team, i will become a disciple of trickle down economics. #jobcreation
Mark Cuban will donate 1 million US dollars to a charity of my choosing if i do Tibetan monk style self-immolation outside the Verizon store at the Burbank Mall
Mark Cuban will donate 1 million US dollars to a charity of my choosing if i do Tibetan monk style self-immolation outside the Verizon store at the Burbank Mall
@boobjobcousin i saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked,
dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn looking for a hawk tuah
*im a fremen watching paul atreides fulfill the prophecy step-by-step*
me: not impressive. shai hulud defenses in the 90s were much more physical and the emperor changed the rules to make it easier for Fraud’dib to score. Mickey Mouse Messiah.
I want all Michigan fans to do this. Take 3 deep breaths... And have faith. Faith that every single Coach, player, employee in that building is doing everything they possibly can to be great.