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@eternal_prey You’re really not going to enjoy hearing about how inbred the British wizard population is. The pure bloods can “trace their roots back for centuries” and a lot of the family trees mix and match with other trees.

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@GuardTm Couldn’t even be bothered to make an account to talk shit? That’s just the epitome of laziness. If I want to tell an author to kill themselves I’ll do it on the same account I write on.

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@nocontextmemes The cool part about chapter books-

You make the pictures in your head you fucking trog.

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@Fishyyyeneko17 Gummy worms of shit your entire ass out.

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@Curiowitchh Family tumbleweed.

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@Geta_Boshi_ We ignoring the 1899? Ok.

Also surprised that nobody has pointed out exactly what year the person who originally made this is obviously born in.

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@ayoluffy_ Where has time gone?

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@ayoluffy_ There’s no way it’s been four years already…

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@leemarh7099 I’m like… 95% certain this exact premise has been explored in a fanfic I read about a decade ago. Kinda neat.

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@_shrimpo Maybe if create was fun and not completely oversaturating every single modpack it wouldn’t be hated by some people.

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@Macishellacool I say having watched 0 (zero) of those shows lmao

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@Macishellacool He’s actually worse than what you are currently imagining.

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@wtffolly_ @0x0_808_0x0 I don’t know if it’s hilarious or depressing that a ton of people don’t know that those messages are from an old meme and are seemingly tacking it as a personal attack.

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@MinecraftMeme16 If people don’t think that 2b2t players will immediately destroy every portal to the soft along with razing the sift itself to bedrock, they’re fucking insane.

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@Syrphoideaa Btw, there’s a mod that returns the crit rate nerf to allow him to crit again. For fun.

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@ChibiReviews Mfer, charge your phone for God’s sake.

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@realmelanieking I think we should kill him, just to be safe.

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@sideless13 It’s a community driven crack-fic.

That’s the long and short of it. It’s happened before, it’ll happen again. It just happens to be a slightly larger community this time around.

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@Leaflit The only argument I have with this post is the representation part. Most manga/manhwa have a perpetually virgin dork as the main character. Thats good enough for incel representation.

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@writergirl8 I remember that we used to call people that were new to the fandom slurs and basically bully them as hard as we could. If they stuck around, they were quickly brought into the fold. It was super effective at weeding out the shitters.