Rachel 🐓

🖊 🎭 🏳️‍🌈 ✡️ President of the clingy Penelope movement and the meddling Colin collective.

[Rachel 🐓 @writergirl8]

A text fic by me, @brainrotbbygirl, @Otterton03013, and @we_read_to_live in which Hyacinth has a plan to finally get Penelope and Colin together: by forcing them to pet-sit.

(Let us know if you can tell who wrote who 👀)

https://t.co/JRlLNTO0Ks

We hope you enjoy!

[Fyo @_fyodorina]

do it with a writer. your eyes would read things that you never thought you could

[Rachel 🐓 @writergirl8]

@GraceSpelman False God, Forever Winter, and The Life of a Showgirl are the sax standouts for me! I think Mastermind also has some but it’s kinda hard to hear. There’s probably more than we think, but it’s a bit buried in the mix.

[Joy🦋🐝 @thatblkgirly]

It's the same photo...

[Rachel 🐓 @writergirl8]

@Brave3001 I hope they’re on their third anniversary and Tree is still going “Hey tmz they decided to have their wedding in space with Rocky from Project Hail Mary as the officiant. Ryan Gosling will, of course, be the flower girl.”

[Rachel 🐓 @writergirl8]

I feel like Tree’s assignment for this wedding was to reach into her creative writing toolbox and come up with steadily more unrealistic stories to feed to TMZ until people finally figured out it was all fake.

[Pop Tingz @PopTingz]

TMZ reports that Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s wedding's is set for July 3rd with the venue rumored to be Madison Square Garden.

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

It’s always “you have ADHD” and not “thanks for being able take whatever word or phrase I say and immediately sing it in a song you know”

[manon⁷ @uarmyvhope]

penelope pining after s1 colin is so dear to me look at him he’s such a handsome young man but somehow still a boy

[brunna 🐡 @katbshop]

yes girls, we get it, you find him boring. what remains a mystery is your inability to stop talking about a character you don’t even like

[michelle @fluffygirlpaws]

thank you for showing me the slightest bit of affection. i will now imprint on you like a baby duckling and follow you around forever

[Rachel 🐓 @writergirl8]

Lowkey also wondering if this might be a Blues Brother’s joke too tbh.

[REY @AOTY2024]

Guys I don't have a brother, please tell me what she means by fighting like brothers

[MrsFishVEVO @Will_Kellogg]

the way people feel about the Knicks is the way I feel about Cats: The Jellicle Ball winning the Tony

[MAJOR @Squeeze1i]

women mask autism so well they look emotionally intelligent when they're actually running a full-time customer service job in their own life

[Seth Pollack @sethmpk]

Perfect weather in NYC to walk on the right side of the sidewalk. Let’s all go outside and walk on the right side of the sidewalk

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“Time to lock in” - me at 3pm when my shift started at 9am

[Rachel 🐓 @writergirl8]

H E L P

[Xuanathame @Xuanathame]

@im2hai If someone shows interest in me it is my moral imperative to not reciprocate because that'll make them uncomfortable and also they were probably just joking

[s 🌼 @moonlit_gardens]

season 3 being them unmasking each other’s personas and being the ones who truly embrace each other’s true selves…

[Rachel 🐓 @writergirl8]

@moonlit_gardens IM SICK

[Audra McDonalds Oscar Campaign Manager @_AllThatJaz]

What she did with this needs to be studied

[bruNNa @archivenmc]

"not in your wildest fantasies" and then, this became his dreams:

[Rachel 🐓 @writergirl8]

@babyfeathers I am in my oth feels it’s so bad, I’m trying so hard not to rewatch because who tf wants that again