A text fic by me, @brainrotbbygirl, @Otterton03013, and @we_read_to_live in which Hyacinth has a plan to finally get Penelope and Colin together: by forcing them to pet-sit.
(Let us know if you can tell who wrote who 👀)
https://t.co/JRlLNTO0Ks
We hope you enjoy!
@GraceSpelman False God, Forever Winter, and The Life of a Showgirl are the sax standouts for me! I think Mastermind also has some but it’s kinda hard to hear. There’s probably more than we think, but it’s a bit buried in the mix.
@Brave3001 I hope they’re on their third anniversary and Tree is still going “Hey tmz they decided to have their wedding in space with Rocky from Project Hail Mary as the officiant. Ryan Gosling will, of course, be the flower girl.”
I feel like Tree’s assignment for this wedding was to reach into her creative writing toolbox and come up with steadily more unrealistic stories to feed to TMZ until people finally figured out it was all fake.
@im2hai If someone shows interest in me it is my moral imperative to not reciprocate because that'll make them uncomfortable and also they were probably just joking