احتمالية حدوث هذا الشي مرة اخرى مستحيله:
في فيتنام دخلت فتاة إلى محل تجاري لشراء بعض الملابس، تسمع صوت البائعه لكنها لا تجدها لان كل واحده منهما تحرك في نفس اللحظه بشكل متطابق وتفوت الاخرى مرارا دون ملاحظتها
واخيرا بعد دقيقه حصل قلتش واستطاعوا لقاء بعض في موقف مضحك
Me: entering Japanese cat café.
employee stops me immediately.
Employee: One rule.
Me: Okay.
Employee: Orange cat bites people from France.
Me: I’m not French.
Employee: Good.
I sit down, cats everywhere, peaceful, adorable, therapeutic.
then gigantic orange cat jumps onto table, built like retired wrestler.
Cat staring at me aggressively.
Employee watching nervously from distance.
Me: I thought he only hated French people.
Employee: He improvises.
cat slowly pushes my drink off table while maintaining eye contact.
Me: THIS IS TARGETED.
small child nearby points at cat.
Child: That one evil.
Employee: No no, He just passionate.
cat suddenly climbs onto my lap, starts purring violently.
Me: …wait he likes me?
Employee shocked.
Employee: Impossible.
another worker comes over, then another, entire staff now observing me like chosen prophet.
Manager arrives.
Manager: He has never trusted customer before.
Me: What does that mean.
Manager bows slightly.
Manager: You must take him.
Me: TAKE HIM WHERE.
orange cat already asleep on me.
Employee quietly bringing adoption papers.
Me: I CAME HERE FOR COFFEE.
Aku tak faham eh. Kalau 80% guna kurang 200L sebulan, apa bezanya kalau dia biarkan je? Kerajaan prepaid ke subsidi minyak ni? Aku serius nak tahu mekanisma dia macam mana.
Tengah hangat isu masak-masak ni, nak kongsilah aku pun pernah cuba menceburi scene video memasak ni. Resipi Flaming Red Bolognese yang aku buat ni aku belajar daripada Genshin Impact dengan menggunakan bahan-bahan yang simple saja. Amacam terinspirasi bukan
🚨🇷🇺🇮🇷 Russia just called for an emergency UN Security Council meeting.
France called for one hours ago.
Russia has a veto. China has a veto. Both will block any resolution supporting the US and Israel.
The U.S. has a veto. It will block any resolution condemning the strikes.
Everyone knows how this meeting ends before it starts.