Alexis Hurda

[Alexis Hurda @hurd_turd]

Stopped at 3 McDonald’s in 30 min span and all three were closed what is this world coming too @McDonalds #bringback24hours #ineedacheesrburger

[Alexis Hurda @hurd_turd]

@its_Maddyy you

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

me every time I use my card 😫

[Alexis Hurda @hurd_turd]

It’s crazy to me that @AMCTheatres is pretty much only reserved seats online or you don’t have a chance to catch a seat and they charge an almost $5 “convenience fee” 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

[Alexis Hurda @hurd_turd]

Next time someone asks me when I’m going to get my masters I’m going to asks them are they going to pay for it 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

[Alexis Hurda @hurd_turd]

😳🫣

[LEO @Leo_Tweets]

Y’all get tired of people fast or am I just being a #Leo?

[grace 🤝 @debtbarbie]

it’s so funny to see tweets like this bc…they DO know their audience…they’re a multi million dollar company. YOU losers are the minority here!!! everyone hates you bigots and you only think you’re the majority because you’re all so fucking loud and annoying about your baseless hatred.

[Alexis Hurda @hurd_turd]

The News have been on my entire bartending shift and my ears are screeching 😵‍💫😵‍💫

[Alexis Hurda @hurd_turd]

I sincerely don’t think I will ever get tired of @tacobell 🖤

[Alexis Hurda @hurd_turd]

@its_Maddyy

[ana @pelicinema]

for her 40th birthday in 1969, grace kelly threw a scorpio themed party. she invited her closest scorpio friends (the spouses of scorpios were welcome too, no matter their sign) and implemented a dress code of red & black

[Alexis Hurda @hurd_turd]

Games I’ve won against my boyfriend this week:
5 games of guess who
1 game of battle ship
5 games of euchre
1 game of phase 10

Games my boyfriend won against me:
1 game of poker (rematch coming soon)

[Alexis Hurda @hurd_turd]

@Hannah_haines33 Please name him Casper

[Alexis Hurda @hurd_turd]

@Hannah_haines33 Same

[Alexis Hurda @hurd_turd]

#NewProfilePic

[Alexis Hurda @hurd_turd]

Please lord let me (or my friends/family) win the Powerball tonight. Amen.

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

“Are you okay?” No my stomach always hurts

[Manuel @manuel_tizoc]

Whoever got my voodoo doll take some stuffin out the stomach part pls

[Marius Hauken @mhauken]

Your iPhone got an upgrade this week.

10 new, hidden features no one knows about:

[Alexis Hurda @hurd_turd]

Thank god for heating pads 🖤

[Alexis Hurda @hurd_turd]

Amazing 🤣

[Kolleen @littlewhitty]

Cards Against Humanity is donating 100% of their profits to the National Network of Abortion Funds if the order comes from a state restricting abortion access.

If someone selects “I didn’t agree to this” an additional $5 donation is added to their cart. 😂