NBAYoda

G-code

[Njagamugo @The_Nyerian]

Removing Ruto will mean our mothers won't bury their sons and daughters because of the government. That is a manifesto on its own bwana.

[Dkay @dkayofficial_]

Principle all men need to be aware of - a woman who actively encourages you to work more / praises how much you slave away with work to fund a holiday, doesn’t love you

Your woman should be constantly telling you to work less and relax more (and you should be ignoring her)

[jolha @ratindeisqueiro]

quando eu to andando puta na rua vejo uma frase motivacional e fico mais puta ainda

[Wamutahi @Son_of_Laikipia]

School buses in the background tells you everything you need to know about the crowd 😂.

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

An african scamming drug lords is some poetic poem.

[Autumn Christian @teachrobotslove]

Sometimes when I hear a person talking about what they want out of a relationship, it's like I'm listening to my three year old talk about how she wants candy for breakfast. She really, really wants candy for breakfast. She thinks her life would be better if she had candy for breakfast. Life is so unfair that you can't just eat candy for every meal, in fact, and if only Mommy would stop being mean and understand that she WANTS CANDY, then she'd finally be seen and satisfied and truly content.

[Kate😶‍🌫️ @katehqs]

I think one of the most heartfelt experiences in life is discovering that someone genuinely enjoys your presence. Not what you provide, Not your accomplishments. Just you, your thoughts, your energy, your existence.

[앤드류 @DemiSenpaii]

We’re sooo back😭

[Ildebrando D'Arcangelo @Il_DeBrandon]

Mi compa después de pedirme prestado para una emergencia

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

If the take is anything besides “we live in a society that’s normalizing surveillance culture and rewarding freaks for invading people’s privacy so we fight it less when our government does it” I’m not interested

[tomie @tomieinlove]

Remember when China built “ghost cities” and our analysts interpreted it as some civilizational failing and then the “ghost cities” filled up with people which was the plan all along, which we couldn’t see because we find the idea of building housing for people incomprehensible

[aang @inclusivetwts]

unloved souls sai wamejazana kwa locals wakikunywa vitu kali

[Christopher. @Chris_JNdonga]

The big problem is that people want to be on the receiving end of this kind of treatment in love.

No one wants to initiate or reciprocate - everyone just wants to take.

[The Steampunk Gentleman Gamer ⚙️🚂🎩 @quirked_up_anzu]

Being online has destroyed my faith in egalitarianism because how I am I supposed to not feel superior to people who are amused by shit like this

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

"I always believed that partners should be completely honest and transparent with each other."

But you were planning to run away with his assets. Were you honest about that?

[Chinx @justChinks]

I can’t properly explain it right now because I’m too busy enjoying my R115800 salary (per month) with this Ugandan big butt woman I found in midrand but.. this man will never be happy.

[Serf @RoyalSerf]

"Mosquitos are just jews that can fly"

[robwalkschukwu. @RobWalks_]

Thank you for your clarity on how much you hate french toast.