call me Herm

nah I not

[autist @litteralyme0]

When I'm on the ground after flying 10ft out of my windshield from my totaled car and a group of kids recording say I can't park here

[James Walker @jwalkermobile]

Boarding this morning’s flight with my emotional support trout…

[guestlist guardian @dudesinthebooth]

Giving someone Molly for the first time today

[B LOU @BLouu]

Nigga how tf I’m a vegan if I got kids?? 🤦🏾‍♂️

[ysl obama 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇧🇷🇺🇸🇳🇴🇨🇮🇨🇩 @LSYeirbag]

#ICEMAN

[MCU Film News @MCUFilmNews]

‘THE PUNISHER: ONE LAST KILL’ poster inspired by Call of Duty: Black Ops

Premiering today on Disney+.

(🎨: @rahalarts)

[call me Herm @hurmiin]

ima be the first person to have -1 inches of meat

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

Scientists confirm that hantavirus can shrink your penis size by up to three inches.

[Pirri🧀 @pirruragonzaiez]

cuando digo "estoy cooked" quiero que me visualicéis como este mono

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

I dislike people that grab you when they laugh hard... unhand me you goblin.

[mitski lyrics @mitski_lyric]

mom, i'm tired

[Dip Wheeler @DipWheeler]

time to change my luck.

[🕉️🦔🛼🧁💝🍬🍏Hi @Playing627289]

Who up and retarded

[WILDER @wldsteppa]

Just did 4 push-ups
Might throw a bus at a bitch later idk

[vesky @veskyxd]

i walk retarded i stand retarded my shit is all retarded

[mau @rllydu]

“are u a grower or a shower” buddy, i am a beaner

[Skores @Skores9q]

COVID-19 really had my uncle on Facebook thinking he was in I Am Legend

[Jhay @jhayusb]

omw to get the worm early asf