Breanna Carmichael

Do or do not, there is no try.

[Breanna Carmichael @hurrakeane11]

If I ever refer to someone as my "hubby", please slap me in the face.

[Breanna Carmichael @hurrakeane11]

I appreciate Body Armor for not cheating you out of product, but damn- I spill on myself every time cause the bottles are filled to the brim.

[Iowa State Soccer @cycloneSCR]

𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐤. 𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭. 𝐈𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐲!

@EvaSteckelberg is our 2022-23 Farm Strong Squad representative.

#Cyclones | @IowaFarmBureau

[Breanna Carmichael @hurrakeane11]

My 2 year old just asked me if we could get a Vespa. Shout out to the movie Luca

[Breanna Carmichael @hurrakeane11]

@RyanPro1220 My condolences to you

[Breanna Carmichael @hurrakeane11]

Fuck autocorrects to duck in every single one of my texts except the one I sent to my grandpa & I actually wanted to say duck. Love that for me.

[Breanna Carmichael @hurrakeane11]

9 degrees at 8:30 am?! #spoiled

[Breanna Carmichael @hurrakeane11]

@RyanPro1220 #proforisu #turntheprogramaround #ifahsgirlstennis2013 🤣

[Breanna Carmichael @hurrakeane11]

For Christmas I would like some of those magic toothpicks they use on survivor because their teeth are white af.

[Breanna Carmichael @hurrakeane11]

Is it 3:30 in the morning? Yes.
Am I still awake binge watching Survivor? Yes.

[Breanna Carmichael @hurrakeane11]

My favorite pastime is adding things to my online carts & then ✨never buying them✨

[Breanna Carmichael @hurrakeane11]

@ness_jelson It’s a great album though- things could be worse 😂

[Breanna Carmichael @hurrakeane11]

@CarlySwenson15 😂😂😂

[ny guy @urlocalnyguy]

To students starting school today,

Please be nice to your teachers. My dad is 53 years old, and not a whiz w technology. He’s called me EVERY day, attempting to practice because he’s so nervous and wants what’s best for his students.

Please be patient with them. They’re trying.

[Breanna Carmichael @hurrakeane11]

@Katielady_001 Did you watch the tik tok where she takes hard candy and makes Cotton Candy out of it! FREAKIN AWESOME

[Breanna Carmichael @hurrakeane11]

It’s 12:16 and I’m trying to talk myself out of impulse buying a cotton candy machine.

[Breanna Carmichael @hurrakeane11]

@Sarah_Adams8 Holy shit

[Casey Frey @caseykfrey]

In public coughing is like the new shitting ur pants

[Breanna Carmichael @hurrakeane11]

@CarlySwenson15 I was one of those people - you’re welcome 😜

[Breanna Carmichael @hurrakeane11]

@Katielady_001 I thought of you and your cookies right away when I heard!

[Breanna Carmichael @hurrakeane11]

I learned where my daughter got her fear of chickens

From my husband.