Joanna Villalobos

If you're following me on twitter.. this shouldn't be necessary.

[Joanna Villalobos @hurrayforjj]

And yes, I'm totally qualified to give Pro tips. I'm a pro at disappointing people.

[Joanna Villalobos @hurrayforjj]

Me: out, living life with family, drinking, and l loving my twenties while they're still here.
Also me: scrolling pinterest looking at the best way to layer a raised garden bed and what plants grow well together to develop the perfect homestead.

[Joanna Villalobos @hurrayforjj]

Yes this tweet is about getting my $110 cart for $9 out of pocket, what of it?

[Joanna Villalobos @hurrayforjj]

THE LORD IS MYSTERIOUS

[Joanna Villalobos @hurrayforjj]

@oliviatbd Well you should know that it's been about a year now since he's seen or heard from her. Could you imagine? Damn, those sweet memories! How could YOU sleep???

[Joanna Villalobos @hurrayforjj]

@nicolemakesit I have a terrible habit of "Yes, and"ing my kids without thinking through the lesson lol

[Joanna Villalobos @hurrayforjj]

Why do I choose example words for my students? If not I end up saying things like, "Not suffication, that's the reason. Tell me HOW he's dying. Use an adverb."

[Joanna Villalobos @hurrayforjj]

@alex_agostino @DOB_INC Genuine warning: Don't read/listen to the book if you'd like to keep that opinion of Jolene. I'm sorry if that already seems like too much of a spoiler.

[Joanna Villalobos @hurrayforjj]

@oliviatbd Liv, are you okay?

[Joanna Villalobos @hurrayforjj]

@_Arod211 Yes girl! You've got this!!!

[Joanna Villalobos @hurrayforjj]

@JadeeySays @_Arod211 Tell me why this just caused me to check my mail! Thank you Alvarado's!

[Joanna Villalobos @hurrayforjj]

@oliviakdelrio This happened to me with doctor pimple popper! (I went to her dermatology office for reasons unrelated to the popping lol)

[Soren Bowie @Soren_Ltd]

Yes very cool but listen could you all get the fuck away from each other?

[Joanna Villalobos @hurrayforjj]

"Tres leches is the Cardi B of cakes" that's a WAP (wet ass pastry)

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@oliviatbd That's just how he looks. Rude.

[Joanna Villalobos @hurrayforjj]

@oliviatbd OLIVIA NO I'M SO SORRY

[Joanna Villalobos @hurrayforjj]

Wild how relevant some of my old tweets still are

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To whom it may concern,
I've updated my Hulu billing information.
Ya welcs

[Joanna Villalobos @hurrayforjj]

@JadeeySays OH NO

[Joanna Villalobos @hurrayforjj]

@Cesario24601 Which is crazy since we all know Valentino Manzo would be in a GOOD telenovela

[Joanna Villalobos @hurrayforjj]

A 15 year old just hit on me and asked "So what high school do you go to?" I AM A DECADE OLDER THAN YOU SIR

[Joanna Villalobos @hurrayforjj]

@kaysarahsera Every month my family group chat races to call Rabbit Rabbit and this month I finally called it first because of this tweet! I cannot express how much this victory means to me, thank you so much ❤🐇🐇