Free-range Accountant

stressed, depressed and not even well dressed

[Free-range Accountant @hurricane_lora]

Rage baiting myself by opening up LinkedIn

[Free-range Accountant @hurricane_lora]

@BeyondMeat begging you to bring back the old chicken tendie recipe 😭😭😭 these new ones ain’t it

[Free-range Accountant @hurricane_lora]

@amazon first you sent a damaged item, now it’s completely the wrong thing. So now I get to drive to Staples for the 2nd time to get my money back and my niece is still without a Christmas present thanks to you

[Free-range Accountant @hurricane_lora]

@CineplexMovies I gave up after wasting over an hour on your site and bought tickets through Landmark instead ✌🏻better luck next time 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Free-range Accountant @hurricane_lora]

@CineplexMovies was not Ready For It lmao

[mins ₜₛ just&t married👰‍♀️ @sevencorneliast]

today’s mood:

[m⸆⸉🍯 @tntendgame]

real

[rose @wynrosei]

please don’t invite me over if you have a leather couch that’s peeling. i will peel it some more when you’re not looking

[kc @KCarpWrites]

Gracie Abrams presale opened at 10am. By 10:02am, @StubHub already had a bunch of resale tickets.

I still fucking hate @Ticketmaster.

[b ☆*.+ @dearreeder]

everyone on my insta is posting their spotify wrapped and taylor swift is their top artist but what they don’t know is taylor swift is my top artist in deeply personal and more intellectual way

[The Anarchist Turtle 🏴Ⓐ🔆🏳️‍⚧️ @anarchoboognish]

Goodnight :3

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ㅤ

[Free-range Accountant @hurricane_lora]

Is somebody gonna match my freak? (Get to level 8732 in Candy Crush)

[Free-range Accountant @hurricane_lora]

@lemonmerandpie Glad to be of service 🫡

[maya 🪩 @allmychampagne]

Me drunk in the back of an Uber

[Taco Bell @tacobell]

“we want grandkids” how about a bean burrito