Hurricane Florence - Updates

☔️Stay tuned to live updates and some satire therin at ground zero--most importantly if you are in the area--stay safe!!☔️

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news of flooding and death toll saddening. Please text REDCROSS to 90999 to give $10 to American Red Cross Disaster Relief

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90mph hurricane as of 11pm tonight.

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#Florence currently a 100 mph hurricane, but has basically SQUATTED on Sweet Carolinas. The slow speed of the storm will lead to days of heavy rain, wind, and storm surge for many places along the Carolinas. #hurricaneflorence

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.@ColgateFB is paying it forward to those bracing for Hurricane Florence.

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#HurricaneFlorence Swansboro NC men jump off of shrimp boat in hurricane Florence

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LATEST: Eyewall approaching the carolinas. CAT2 100mph. Stay indoors, away from windows and at high ground. #HurricaneFlorence

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Bold strategy let's see how it plays out for them. Not a collar expert during windstorms but it seems less likely that it would blow off than some marker washing off in the rain.

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UPDATE: And the @weatherchannel still out here drawing spermatozoas #HurricaneFlorence #HurricaneFlorence2018

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UPDATE: as of 11PM the winds are significantly less, but still not golfing weather. Stay indoors, stay sheltered, and be wary of low lying areas near water. Likely to have major flooding in the Carolinas. #HurricaneFlorence #HurricaneFlorence2018

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As of 11PM: Florence was downgraded to a Category 2 storm with winds of 110 mph but still poses a significant threat to much of the Carolinas, particularly with heavy rain and surge alongwith damaging wind gusts.

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Morehead City is where they're gonna squat and do their reporting?

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This unedited picture from the @NWS (National Weather Service) looks awfully like a penis is attacking North Carolina. #HurricaneFlorence #HurricaneFlorence2018

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Not gonna lie I cannot wait for the guy up to his knees in rain water trying to report conditions while not blowing away. #HurricaneFlorence2018 #HurricaneFlorence

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The @weatherchannel has this schmuck @ChrisWarreNRL in a dinghy 125 miles out to sea RIGHT in the path of #HurricanceFlorence. Not even the @uscoastguard saving you bruh. That's dedication. That's journalism.

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This guy on the weather channel is clearly a little embarrassed for scaring everyone. That said, this storm is still a serious threat with respect to flooding

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Live stream of the weather channel: https://t.co/TIj99srMxD

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Flooding looking more and more like the major concern here.

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UPDATE: CAT2 storm expected to make landfall with potential to fall to CAT1 (75MPH winds) shortly thereafter

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@jonalisag It's going to be an old fashioned pounding. Er....um