dru. squatch

I summon the living. I mourn the dead. I break the thunderbolts. Husband. Foreign policy nerd. Writer at @TheHurtch

[dru. squatch @hurtch]

'Maybe we are alright, kid?'

[dru. squatch @hurtch]

LMAOOOO

[Olumide Adesina @olumidecapital]

If you invested N200 million in ZEC around June 4, you have N100 million left to visit a therapist. High risk is not for the weak

[dru. squatch @hurtch]

You give them the guns and monies they demand, they release our loved ones, but the militants become stronger in the process and end up kidnapping more people next week.

Rinse and repeat.

[dru. squatch @hurtch]

From the looks of it, kidnappings in Nigeria are now based on two different types of incentives:

1. The terrorism-motivated kidnappings by Jihadist militias
2. The petty crime-motivated kidnappings by local criminals in different regions of the country

[dru. squatch @hurtch]

While it’s hard to say [especially if it’s one’s relatives/loved ones that’s kidnapped], I am ideologically opposed to the idea of paying ransoms to these Jihadist militias.

In many ways, it’s the equivalent of feeding a bear that will come back to devour you.

[dru. squatch @hurtch]

Contrary to my initial thoughts/comments, it seems that there was indeed a rescue and I’m glad to see these hostages rescued.

I hope the Nigerian government is able to commit the same efforts and resources to rescuing the kidnapped teachers and children in Ogbomosho.

[dru. squatch @hurtch]

The region doing tete-a-tete with criminals and terrorists is expecting us southerners to cry more than the bereaved.

[MaziTundeEdnutfan @originalproflle]

“LG chairman in Katsina met with armed bandits and promised to fulfill their request some of which include:

1. Renovation of their house facilities
2. Provision of some motorcycles
3. Release of some of their members etc…”

- Reporter

[dru. squatch @hurtch]

@Ifetoluwaa Some explanation here:

[🏆 #14 @MayorMillzz]

@hurtch The player is from Bauchi state, Sayawa ethnic group.
The name itself is Hebrew.

[dru. squatch @hurtch]

Yohanna is a very interesting surname for a Nigerian.

What does it mean?

[dru. squatch @hurtch]

@Ifetoluwaa Wowww

[dru. squatch @hurtch]

RT

[Deolu @adeoluwa]

@hurtch 💯

With no single photo. People that will arrest kids and post photos of them

[dru. squatch @hurtch]

RT

[X @_thecynic]

You know how people ask for restaurant recommendations? Yeah. I need but for hospitals. Preferably VI/Lekki.
Not Lagoon, Evercare or Reddington more budget friendly and accepts HMOs.

[dru. squatch @hurtch]

See the silly ass “banter” brainless Nigerian TikTok users are doing with people who can [and will] mortally harm them.

SMH.

[Ọmọ Akin @GuyMr10]

See what Nigerians are doing on TikTok

[dru. squatch @hurtch]

@MayorMillzz Thank you. This is interesting and very new to me.

Had no idea.

[dru. squatch @hurtch]

@MayorMillzz What tribe is it from?

[dru. squatch @hurtch]

English to English translation is wild.

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This is so beautiful.

Nostalgia is really my drug.

[Hauwa 🌟🌬 @Hauwa_L]

Loke Loke Lola Kunfayakun.

[dru. squatch @hurtch]

@moon6eam_ Mood, Worldwide, Active, Mentally, Ligali.