Hurt's Donuts

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[Hurt's Donuts @HurtsDonutsOU]

No Jackets. No Kolaches. No Problem.

[Hurt's Donuts @HurtsDonutsOU]

Hey everyone, free donuts tonight for whoever identifies the coat thief.

[Hurt's Donuts @HurtsDonutsOU]

Someone stole our jackets but don't worry they are returned. Also we still don't have any kolaches.

[Ryan @badbadting]

Michael Jordan would still be a space slave if Bill Murray hadn't saved his ass

[Hurt's Donuts @HurtsDonutsOU]

No kolaches 2nite.... Don't cum!

[Kent Holmstrom @KentHolms]

Are you looking for love? Come to Sig Ep date auction tonight @COLLEGEBOYOU and I get auctioned off together. Wildest dreams will come true

[Hurt's Donuts @HurtsDonutsOU]

@BranVanChemist I'm guessing you haven't tried the kolaches yet because we never have them!

[Hurt's Donuts @HurtsDonutsOU]

@BranVanChemist all in one trip? Im surprised we had that many donuts ready. #nomnomnom

[Hurt's Donuts @HurtsDonutsOU]

BOOMER SOONER! THE BEST WAY TO CELEBRATE AN OU WIN IS BY NOT GOING TO HURTS DONUTS! WE PROBABLY WONT HAVE WHAT YOU WANT!

[Hurt's Donuts @HurtsDonutsOU]

"That's the face I made when I got diarrhea from hurts donuts"

[Hurt's Donuts @HurtsDonutsOU]

Diamond Dawgs doesn't have donuts. But they do have free water!

[Hurt's Donuts @HurtsDonutsOU]

Don't try our Cookie Monster donut! It's over-priced, over-rated and will stain your teeth blue. I recommend trying diamond dawgs instead!!

[Hurt's Donuts @HurtsDonutsOU]

If you went to public school, DONUT COME HERE!

[Hurt's Donuts @HurtsDonutsOU]

Be safe tonight everyone! Remember after your escapades tonight to come by for overpriced deserts!

[Hurt's Donuts @HurtsDonutsOU]

If you're stopping by this morning, don't forget to bring your own refreshments! We are the only establishment in Norman w/o free water!

[Hurt's Donuts @HurtsDonutsOU]

We're hipster AF so we don't make normal donuts. #MichaelSam

[Hurt's Donuts @HurtsDonutsOU]

Hey guys sorry we ran out of Kolaches again, just go to donut king tonight.