Carmel Jesus

[Duster @dusterbouglas33]

I’d rather be a samurai and in a a garden shop, than a gardener in a war.

[Carmel Jesus @HurtsTracker]

#NewProfilePic

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Tanner McKee is him. Dots all over like a Dalmatian

[Carmel Jesus @HurtsTracker]

@Uber help

[Carmel Jesus @HurtsTracker]

@Uber_Support I ordered food for lunch today and the wrong order was dropped off. The driver was still outside so I let her know and she took the food back with her and never returned with my order. I have tried everything. Please do something about your terrible customer service

[Carmel Jesus @HurtsTracker]

@BirdsDBRoom Yes, 100 times yes

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@BarstoolBigCat @DKSportsbook Are you at all worried that you may be getting hot at the wrong time? Lotta ball left in March

[Josh Reynolds @JoshReynolds24]

My goodness…

I don’t ever want these to end. This is unbelievable. Please, for the love of all that is holy, take 11 minutes to watch this. Can’t believe it. I love this damn team so much.

Nonstop goosebumps & tears in my eyes.

God bless you @Eagles

[Life of a Philly Fan @PhillyFanLife]

ENJOY THAT 50 BURGER 😂😂

[Carmel Jesus @HurtsTracker]

@BarstoolBigCat MCJESUS!!!

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@gregolsen88 @stoolpresidente You were absolutely horrendous on the call yesterday. You should’ve stuck with the rap career you muppet

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@MLB Pimped

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@espn @alexaphilippou Don’t give a fuck

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@PHLEaglesNation Mean

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@RunHurts Goated

[Carmel Jesus @HurtsTracker]

Shut up bruh

[Tom Kelly @TommyKelly44]

One thing that’s completely clear after the Barkley signing is that there is a massive amount of pressure on Jalen Hurts in 2024. The Eagles don’t do this unless they expect to be a top 3 offense. If everyone stays healthy and Hurts is not a top 3-5 QB the org will have concerns

[Philly Sports Sufferer @mccrystal_alex]

Spot the difference ⁉️

[Carmel Jesus @HurtsTracker]

Retire #62 immediately. @Eagles

[Carmel Jesus @HurtsTracker]

One of the greatest humans to ever do it. You will be missed 62

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

To the GOAT. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[Carmel Jesus @HurtsTracker]

@wswartz99 Sci fi masterpiece. Denis did it again