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head empty except boomwhacker

[mel @hurtywurty]

Since everyone tryna flex

Lil Miffy big miffy!

[mel @hurtywurty]

@TamagotchiWiki Melon soda????

[Muskoka411 News @Muskoka411]

AMBER ALERT
ONTARIO AMBER ALERT IN EFFECT. THE WATERLOO REGIONAL POLICE SERVICE HAVE REQUESTED AN AMBER ALERT ON 2024-08-05. VICTIM 1 CONLON KAYLEE, 14 YEARS OLD, GIRL, WHITE. LAST SEEN IN KITCHENER, ON. IF OBSERVED CALL 9 1 1

[Celine Dion @celinedion]

I’m honored to have performed tonight, for the Paris 2024 Opening Ceremony, and so full of joy to be back in one of my very favorite cities! Most of all, I’m so happy to be celebrating these amazing athletes, with all their stories of sacrifice and determination, pain and perseverance. All of you have been so focused on your dream, and whether or not you take home a medal, I hope that being here means that it has come true for you! You should all be so proud, we know how hard you have worked to be the best of the best. Stay focused, keep going, my heart is with you! - Celine xx…

Photo: Laura Gilli

[mel @hurtywurty]

@notcapnamerica Didn’t a pilot literally crash and die doing a gender reveal party?

[mel @hurtywurty]

@ianmiles Please delete I’m getting second hand embarrassment

[mel @hurtywurty]

@a6ruled_WFH @fcfortune @jackseale Great article. Loved the bit where the woman realized nobody was forcing her to stay in Korea so she just left

[mel @hurtywurty]

@ask_aubry Nah he knew what he was doing. He’s an asshole through and through lol

[mel @hurtywurty]

@PopCrave Why is this not from poo crave

[mel @hurtywurty]

@yappistani Maybe Pema got some uggos in her family?

[mel @hurtywurty]

@erenfromtarget Left column no hesitation

[mel @hurtywurty]

@ItssJusttRockyy I actually read a study that oxtail, even if properly prepped, can contain tons of fecal matter and bacteria. Caused my best friend to lose all her teeth and part of her tongue :(

[Big Rocky 🌴☀️🇯🇲 @ItssJusttRockyy]

Oxtail is sooooo poisonous and terrible for youthful skin and organs; people need to stop eating it IMMEDIATELY!

[mel @hurtywurty]

@8figuregoat You’re about to be just a ghost if you keep driving with those tires 👻

[mel @hurtywurty]

@fabianthafirst_ I remember Penn saying he wants Joe to die as painful and brutal a death as possible and honestly I agree

[mel @hurtywurty]

@obviousdani Thank u next without hesitation

[mel @hurtywurty]

@scriptedcore ?

[mel @hurtywurty]

My FIL was bit by a chihuahua at the park and owner did nothing. Some dog owners really shouldn’t be having dogs, especially pits.

[CP24 @CP24]

Child suffers life-altering injuries after being bitten and dragged by dog at Toronto waterfront playground https://t.co/9gQXYrSNJ0

[mel @hurtywurty]

@lucidwontmiss @aangdaily

[Miranda @DoomScroling]

"Some of you ladies are going to have to settle".....nope.

Once upon a time women had no choice but to settle because there were literal laws which which prevented women from accessing education, having careers, & owning property.

The age of anyone "having to settle" has ended.