Pirate Man

22 | he/him | true hater

[em @drunkdrvers]

#NeedThat as per usual

[taylor 𑣿 @portraitofme]

3 people u may NEVER speak ill upon in front of me. saoirse ronan, josh o'connor and paddington.

[Pirate Man @husbond_]

@sukikage_

[nihilism disrespecter @meaning_enjoyer]

poly works if you do it the french way but not if you do it the california way

[michael @themichaeltbh]

it must fucking suck for minecraft devs right now.

everytime you add something its considered stealing from a mod or its because you're scared of hytale or its because of the recent stuff said by the xbox ceo

its fucking bullshit.

[never better @wiremxther]

i don’t have a praise kink so much as i have a “confirmation that im not in trouble” kink and praise just happens to be direct confirmation that im not in trouble and nothing bad is going to happen

[Pirate Man @husbond_]

Eva Stratt:

[audrey @phlegmme]

Choosing a good karaoke song isn’t about what other people might want to hear. Their needs should never even cross your mind

[🦎 L I S 🦖 @_rian_urphy]

jack of the pines jack of the pines christian christian jack of the pines

[twolly @twolly11]

Retail does things to you even if it’s technically easy

[ceroro @ceroribi]

after getting a bigger phone I notice the pinky supporting it habit and I think it's slowly destroying my hand

smaller phones necessary

[rin 💥 missing marya junková @_lovwren]

THE MOST BEAUTIFUL EVER PROJECT HER ONTO THE SKY LIKE THE BATMAN SYMBOL

[Pirate Man @husbond_]

@uga_totemuman this is a good thing actually

[Adam @_dams0n]

The first person you think of when Clarity comes on in a crowded bar is who you’re in love with

[mooncakes🌙 @m00nstez]

mcu moon knight cooking up the best Khonshu design and then never acknowledging the series existence ever again

[Pirate Man @husbond_]

someone get djo on the phone

[allison @osakics]

oh hold on noah kahan you’re a genius

[spongebob @spongebob7117]

trying to figure out if the old man is being nice to me in a girl dad way or a perverted way

[Pirate Man @husbond_]

proposing to josh o’connor with this

[Pirate Man @husbond_]

He kinda looks like a really buff Spencer Agnew

[★ @POPin4k]

The director of the new Evil Dead movie is making this press tour very distracting... why is he so hot lorddd

[project hail ana🧡 @wildeyedstorm]

the lip quivering... ryland grace will change the tides and give ryan gosling that oscar everyone repeat with me HES GETTING THAT OSCAR