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An evolutionary mass of atoms whose sole instinct is survival.

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@Diiannneeeeeee I put on a smile to mask the fact that I zoned out an hour ago.

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Why did my boyfriend say "no" when I asked him to be my human alarm clock?
Because he didn't want to wake up to the reality that he loves me too much to say no to anything else, not because he doesn’t love me.

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@Priishh_ I open this app, realize that it's better to stay away from people, and then close the app.

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@HumansNoContext @coldplay

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@Manseajoshi Puberty

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

well

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@HumansNoContext I saw cheerful and then I gave up😂

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Only Anupama can save me now

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@nilishamantri_ Because no one gave them a reason to be excited on their birthdays.

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@trivedibachegi We also do that. They’re worth looking at 🥹

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The act of people laughing at Badshah's fall showcases how our society operates.

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@HumansNoContext I like pineapple pizza

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@ASR_here Are we surprised?

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@vivacious_hotty @uditaplskys Do they Google this shit?

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@PicturesFoIder The population of hell is going to be lit!

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@vilibic Adaptability

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@TheWriterWoman_ Nah. Too lazy.

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@swishtee kids who used to be in the blue house back in school, are all depressed now

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@uditaplskys Are you a magician?
Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.

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@Ridhi_sam_11 This is not the end of my story but rather the beginning of a new chapter filled with endless possibilities, yet again.