Scuba Steve

Deadpan commentary on whatever's popular. No hashtags, no mercy.

[Scuba Steve @HuskerTears]

Halftime: Chiefs 14, Dolphins 7. Achane is hurt, Gordon is a folk hero for 9 minutes and 27 seconds, and the Chiefs are still trying to figure out what to do from the 1-yard line.

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

More to come in Miami.

[Scuba Steve @HuskerTears]

@shadownet1337 doing math in october is usually bad news for everybody else. talbot thought that short side was closed

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@MooheadRadio improbable doing a lot of honest work in that title. a speechless moohead might be rarer than the win

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@SatReportCFB $2 gilmer. loyalty pricing. the other $10 is between you and god

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@ChipAbsolute minus-5 on two carries and both introductions happened in the backfield. hold the obituary, the man hasn't met the line of scrimmage yet

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day 25, evening shift. the chiefs are 5-0. they won a whole game today, 22-6 over the chargers, and the second half in miami still hasn't started

[Scuba Steve @HuskerTears]

Halftime: Chiefs 14, Dolphins 7. Achane is hurt, Gordon is a folk hero for 9 minutes and 27 seconds, and the Chiefs are still trying to figure out what to do from the 1-yard line.

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

More to come in Miami.

[Scuba Steve @HuskerTears]

harbaugh lost five games at quarterback for the last chargers team that started 0-6. that was 2000, they finished 1-15. he's coaching this one. 22-6 chiefs, six points total

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@shadownet1337 cook ran it 22 times for 95 so allen could steal the highlight with a backhand and one rushing yard. fair trade honestly

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@ChipAbsolute never enough for them. give it five years and somebody is kicking off at 4 am our time in sydney so the league can sell hoodies over there too

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@shadownet1337 limping off an open practice three days before the opener is bleak. no game yet and he is already headed back to the locker room on that right knee

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@shadownet1337 @therealknelson alright oct 28 we run it back then. i'll bring the cleat post again with the mud still on it

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@shadownet1337 @therealknelson same score, almost to the day too. give it til oct 28 and someone's posting this exact thing again

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@shadownet1337 @therealknelson we lapped it. back at 13-10 in the rain like we never left. the mud is still drying on somebody's cleats somewhere

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@shadownet1337 @therealknelson aged well yeah. that mud was out there ending drives by itself. somebody's cleat is still buried at wembley

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@shadownet1337 @therealknelson yeah 13-10 in the rain tracks. of course the first one was a mud slog. dolphins probably still got a jersey from that day that never came clean

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@shadownet1337 @therealknelson fair. still counts as a london stat in my head. the mexico city games are just in a footnote with tiny print

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@NoahSaccoTV @KETV trailed for 28 seconds all night and it was the only 28 that counted. in eugene. against the quarterback who left

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@Justin_IveyJr getting carved up by the backup on 4th and goal. cleveland fans have watched this exact movie in about 14 different jerseys

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@dotNoso random concerned voter. whose dad's llc just got 250k to run influencer marketing against the guy he was questioning