Sara Hussain

onetime lawyer & sometimes rocker. wolf mother. showtime, synergy.

[Sara Hussain @hussainator]

@CPUihlein 😂

[Sara Hussain @hussainator]

so apparently Trump is afraid of sharks? can the next big ass protest/march have everyone dressed up as sharks please? kthxbye #pussychompsback

[Sara Hussain @hussainator]

cried actual tears during the @GlowNetflix finale. #invincible

[Sara Hussain @hussainator]

Occasionally I fart observations into the void. Good thing I'm not the president - that would be so irresponsible. #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Sara Hussain @hussainator]

@JacobOller @joshsisk PROPANE AND PROPANE ACCESSORIES

[Sara Hussain @hussainator]

@matthewamiller here's a hint: it rhymes with bovaries

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

If #JeffSessions & Co don't wanna say Executive Privilege, why don't they just say the OTHER thing?
WHITE privilege. https://t.co/TLSdD5w1oe

[Sara Hussain @hussainator]

@Mr_NaveenKumar @Refinery29 you know why #smashitalready

[Sara Hussain @hussainator]

Republicans = Tops. Democrats = Bottoms. Note to Dems: time to get versatile. #SessionsHearing #Pride2017

[Sara Hussain @hussainator]

Pro-White, Anti-Drug, and cuddly as a towel right out of the dryer. Lying through his teeth but being so darn cute about it. #JeffSessions

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

Where is the cry of outrage from trump on the SAVAGE murder of 68 beautiful Syrian babies? No distraction needed? https://t.co/slMimhQlUY

[Christopher Ingraham🦗 @_cingraham]

NEW: Virginia Republican introduces bill to end federal marijuana prohibition. Already drawing bipartisan support. https://t.co/WjCqOpu0To

[Sara Hussain @hussainator]

dusting off the old twizzle for favorite bama @dcbigjohn, lover of metal, whiskey, and top choice Midwest flanks. come back soon, son.

[Sara Hussain @hussainator]

not sure why I just cried through Gaga's halftime show. maybe bc tv hasn't provided pure joy and catharsis in a very long time? needed that

[Sara Hussain @hussainator]

Can you even imagine the strength of character it takes for Hillary to sit up there while this goes down? What a master class in composure.

[John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang]

Nixon was evil but he wasn't ignorant.
W was ignorant but he wasn't evil.
The incoming combo is #unpresidented

[Sara Hussain @hussainator]

getting through this with Xanax, closed captioning, and the mute button. #debatenight

[Sara Hussain @hussainator]

white privilege means your car can break down in the middle of the street & police won't straight up murder you bc you look like a bad dude

[Sara Hussain @hussainator]

Clinton/Kaine = when you arrive late and the only pizza left is cold and riddled with your least favorite toppings but you are gd starving

[Sara Hussain @hussainator]

how do we make/watch/praise movies like Selma while ignoring/stomaching the same thing happening in our streets today? post racism=bullshit