Huston (LikeTexas)

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[Huston (LikeTexas) @HustonThomas]

I think every DAMN (even somewhat) attractive female within my age range is wifed up or about to be... single life at 25 kinda sucks ass fml

[Lil Wayne WEEZY F @LilTunechi]

Is intelligence always misunderstood?

[Huston (LikeTexas) @HustonThomas]

I'm sorry but old ppl take fucking forever do everything, & there's always a traveling rest home anywhere I try to, especially on the road 😡

[Huston (LikeTexas) @HustonThomas]

"Life is like Chat Roulette, u gotta deal with a bunch of dicks & every once in a while u get to see some titties" - Pope Francis

[Huston (LikeTexas) @HustonThomas]

So I haven't been on this in like 2 years but the heart button means "like" right? I might be getting it confused with Tinder rules 😮

[Huston (LikeTexas) @HustonThomas]

Glad ppl are finally recognizing @YoungDolph I've been listening to him for years. It's about time he's finally getting the fame he deserves

[Huston (LikeTexas) @HustonThomas]

@RobertKirkman "he has a lot of guts" hahaha I see what u did there. Spencer will be meeting his new bfff soon I'm hoping @jeffreydeanmorg

[Huston (LikeTexas) @HustonThomas]

Why is 2nites #TWD episode called #StartToFinish? It was like she *Starts giving u a BJ but stops right b4 the climax & says *Finished =😳💭🔵🔵

[Huston (LikeTexas) @HustonThomas]

Went to check out the new apartment and some girl in the place above us was getting straight plowed hahaha the entire complex could hear it

[Huston (LikeTexas) @HustonThomas]

@youngthug really just said "No Homo we smokin penises" hahahahaha you can't say no homo on that, that is the definition of homo #youngfag

[Huston (LikeTexas) @HustonThomas]

She fucked around and got KNOCKED UP, & I pulled out, she got KNOCKED Up and even tho I pulled out Nooooo

[Huston (LikeTexas) @HustonThomas]

Wtf is up with all these "stop underage drinking" commercials? How freakin stupid, that's like saying stop having the best times of ur life

[Huston (LikeTexas) @HustonThomas]

Dowwnn towwwwnnn Wilmy waddup!!! OH15!!! Whoooooo. New Year New Me!!!... Sike! Same me, same shit, different year but lets hope its a good 1

[Huston (LikeTexas) @HustonThomas]

FMFL. Life is just a bunch of stressful ass fucking bullshit with little sprinkles of good times here and there. If ur me that is. Fuck it.

[Huston (LikeTexas) @HustonThomas]

This is the hottest holiday special ever #ihatecartmanbrah

[Huston (LikeTexas) @HustonThomas]

Just had to unfollow like 8 of these stupid hoes who keep posting quotes ab how much they don't care what u think ab them. Riiiiiiiighhhtt

[Huston (LikeTexas) @HustonThomas]

I have no freakin clue why but there's always a bad bitch or 2 at Lowes Foods. Randomly

[Huston (LikeTexas) @HustonThomas]

Whoever said "u lose most of ur highschool friends & make ur true friends in college" hit the nail on the head. Lol & I didn't believe it

[Huston (LikeTexas) @HustonThomas]

Young Thug is the best retarded rapper since 50 Tyson, it's good people are accepting him

[Huston (LikeTexas) @HustonThomas]

#iftheygunnedmedown nobody outside the ppl I know would say a fucking word ab it. There wouldn't be any riots, media coverage, or protests