Emily 🌸

just tryin to stay afloat

[Emily 🌸 @hutchernoot]

20 years of living my life and I never knew that the reason grape bags have holes in them is so u can wash them all at once

[Emily 🌸 @hutchernoot]

why is being a human so difficult

[Caitie Karasik @caitieekk]

One thing about 3pm is she is the end of the day

[Emily 🌸 @hutchernoot]

Second year of teaching, here I come! Help a girl out if ya can! ❤️ https://t.co/dljER72a5M #ClearTheList #worthashot 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Emily 🌸 @hutchernoot]

Also huge shoutout to @alexxpamela for THE most perfect and fitting profile photo for me I love and miss u

[Emily 🌸 @hutchernoot]

Just wanna shout out all the real OGs who have followed my inactive ass account since the 2015 hutchernoot days. The noot days were the light of my dang life. Miss u guys so much ❤️

[Emily 🌸 @hutchernoot]

@chrissyteigen https://t.co/dljER72a5M

[Emily 🌸 @hutchernoot]

Honestly, I’m extremely disturbed by the spelling of the word segue. So fucked up.

[Emily 🌸 @hutchernoot]

@FlyFrontier can you tell us why our flight was delayed 3 hours, and then cancelled? We were given no explanation and couldn’t get vouchers for dinner “because we hadn’t booked a hotel.” Instead we’re paying $800 out of pocket, and never flying @FlyFrontier again.

[Emily 🌸 @hutchernoot]

My life is in scrambles

[melia @meliatinnin]

my dad refuses to get an iphone because a voicemail from his mom that passed away won’t transfer from an android, so me and my sister put it in a bear. merry christmas dad

[Emily 🌸 @hutchernoot]

u know u’ve won autocorrect when it changes “ducking” to “fucking” every single time (side note- I had to change it back to ducking 3 times for this tweet bc it kept autocorrecting)

[Emily 🌸 @hutchernoot]

10 years later and gives you hell by the all american rejects is still my anthem

[Emily 🌸 @hutchernoot]

The worst kind of queso is no queso

[Emily 🌸 @hutchernoot]

Professors who wait to grade everything at the end of the semester instead of grading as they assign things are one of my biggest pet peeves

[Emily 🌸 @hutchernoot]

@kudoskkate THANK UUUUU OMG

[Emily 🌸 @hutchernoot]

guys I put my Twitter in night mode months ago and I can’t figure out how to change it back pls help

[Emily 🌸 @hutchernoot]

My name is Emily and I am a tacoholic

[Natalie Rice @Natalie119911]

my dog passed away so i thought it'd be a good idea to surprise my mom with a blue heeler puppy, she thought it'd be a good idea to surprise me with a lab puppy.. long story short my dad is going to kill us.. "oh my god we're in so much trouble"

[Emily 🌸 @hutchernoot]

if u can’t hang out or have to cancel plans cool, whatever, but don’t blow me offfff man that shit’s annoying!!!!!!