Larry

If you can’t find me on the deck, check the smoker. If I’m not there, I’m probably out on the water. “Life’s a garden, dig it.” - Joe Dirt

[Larry @huwokchu]

@JaylenWatson12 absolutely not.

what do Chiefs players preparing for playoffs have in common with the elderly and disabled?

they shouldn’t be out there shoveling ice covered driveways.

when and where? I got you.

[Larry @huwokchu]

Justin Fields’ per-game passing production proves he’s an adequate starting QB…

…in 1955

I’m sure he has a great personality, but I’ll take the 7th-rounder

[🗣🎙‼️ @LanceTHESPOKEN]

Chiefs fans would rather have a rookie 7th round pick as Mahomes backup over a freak athlete in his mid 20's that has started for 3 different NFL teams?

Alrighty.

[Larry @huwokchu]

soon…

[Starcade Media @StarcadeMediaKC]

Our updated #Chiefs 53-man roster prediction! Who would you add & remove? 🧐

[Millymack @TableJumper0]

@RealMNchiefsfan Josh Allen is the first quarterback to get in the head of a Kansas City Chiefs fans and live rent free. Cry me a river for starters I would start by tell ing your quarterback to start performing so you can have a better debate instead of just reaching for anything . 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Larry @huwokchu]

@lexiosborne there were 3 attempts in ‘25 that weren’t final-minute or end-of-half attempts. Same as ‘24. Of those 6 “normal” attempts, Brandon Aubrey took 4. The league isn’t moving the normal FG decision boundary. DAL has Aubrey. But now its problematic because fuck the Chiefs of course 🤷‍♂️

[Larry @huwokchu]

@DataMizzou somewhere in my attic there’s a box with ticket stub and piece of that goalpost. good times.

[Larry @huwokchu]

@DmcbSleepy @RealBirdLawyer

[Larry @huwokchu]

gotta have one first before it can collapse

[Randy @Randypxq]

Chiefs fans living in absolute fantasy land while their dynasty falls apart before their eyes. Total disaster, huge decline! Everyone is saying it! #billsmafia is sitting back and enjoying the collapse.

[Larry @huwokchu]

272 days since Chiefs won at football

[Larry @huwokchu]

@billsmafiatampa

[Larry @huwokchu]

@NEPatsKiko chiefs and pats trading dynasty runs forever. your terms are acceptable.

[Larry @huwokchu]

@BensonForHart probably. home renovation is a bitch. Mahomes always reconfiguring his mansion to accommodate a trophy room that keeps overflowing. probably wishes he could just chill in a finished home for a while like some QBs.

[Larry @huwokchu]

@danorlovsky7 @MattVerderame 10 teams have a better core of their corps or better corps overall?

[Larry @huwokchu]

@NixToWaddle and yet still overrated anyway

[Larry @huwokchu]

@infinity__oo @SleeperNFL @FanSided @SleeperBears @SleeperBroncos @SleeperColts @PortersBurgh @BoltUpYo @SleeperCowboys @SleeperEagles @SleeperBengals *at least 26

[Larry @huwokchu]

@infinity__oo @SleeperNFL @FanSided @SleeperBears @SleeperBroncos @SleeperColts @PortersBurgh @BoltUpYo @SleeperCowboys @SleeperEagles @SleeperBengals because that consistent ranking is 10+ spots too high

[Larry @huwokchu]

@DraftKings broncos and falcons

[Larry @huwokchu]

Dan has some legit awful QB analysis, but then he does something like this and…

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

Dan Orlovsky eats cold chicken as replacement birthday cake on ‘NFL Live’ https://t.co/tjl6i7I7N1

[Larry @huwokchu]

@ThrillsMafia716 @SullyFootball what does a Bills fan have to gain by shitting on the man directly responsible for ending 4 of your seasons?

[Larry @huwokchu]

broncos “fans” in the same tier as jags and titans. very accurate.

[Ellyn Briggs @EllynBriggs]

Nielsen just released its first-ever NFL Fandom Index, which ranks how avid NFL fans are in each team market based on 8 key metrics:

-- Apparel purchases
-- Event attendance
-- Linear TV viewership
-- Streaming
-- Radio listening
-- Betting intent
-- Social media following
-- General interest

Unsurprising: Small markets generally outperform larger ones (Boston at 21 is a bit of a head-scratcher though)

[Larry @huwokchu]

He’s never taken a snap while eliminated. Not sure he ever will. He still is #1.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

He missed playoffs last year and suffered bad injury. Not sure we’ll ever get back the old Mahomes He still was#4