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I’m on here to be a person, not a professional. Adjust your expectations accordingly 🙃 she/her

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one year later and I’m almost done!!! just working through some final edits 🤩

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GUYS I STARTED WRITING MY DISSERTATION SO NOBODY NEEDS TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE!!!

(@mjbeers1 @__czk @zfawcett @the_camputer)

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

With friendships I have what I like to call “outdoor cat attachment style.” Some weeks u will see me a ton and other weeks u will not know if I’m dead or alive but don’t worry I still love u I will not forget u

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@KaritaLiz it’s new twitter. RIP former twitter 😭

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who else is on Bluesky?

[Zoe F, PhD @zfawcett]

Marj on @Huzeather’s lab data collection: 🎶 “Every time they step into the building, my N goes up! And they stay thereeee!” 🎶(unless they don’t wanna bc research is voluntary) #CITITraining

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@__czk

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“I really thrive on trash” -marj

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my child is saying bye to polar bears like she understands global warming

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trying not to laugh as my baby makes fart noises instead of going to sleep

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@the_camputer TOO BAD SHE GIRLBOSSED TOO CLOSE TO THE SUN AND INSTANTLY BECAME AN ADULT

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“Eragon walked so Twilight could run”
- @the_camputer

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I ordered an under-desk footrest because I’m old and everything hurts, but I also ordered a baby bubble lawnmower because I’m a ✨cool mom ✨

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the child has learned how to say “no,” and SURPRISE…it is now her favorite word.

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today I’m proud of myself for not shitting my pants at kroger

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farm to fork! beef and pork!

#justMidwestThings

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I’ve given up on getting my “pre-baby” body back. Love my curves and rolls or get outta here. xoxo.

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@__czk GOOD 😘

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can you imagine looking at your sweet lil newborn baby and thinking, “yeah, imma name him Chad”

no offense to the Chads of the world

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so @the_camputer is trying to teach our daughter new words and she just keeps excitedly saying “booby!” over and over. I did this. I created this booby-obsessed gremlin.

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is it a normal part of parenthood to just feel a little bit sick all of the time?