Lil D

i am not my tweets | fake/trick | it’s small and I don’t spend it | draking it | short king | based god | u wanna be me | vindictive | closeted alcoholic

[Lil D @huzzmanipulator]

Why’re you blowing up my phone and reactivating yo ig gtfo my phone

[Lil D @huzzmanipulator]

Going to the gym is performative???😭

[𑁍 @luuucas1k]

for every time Mexico scores tonight I take a shot of tequila and for every time South Korea scores I take a shot of soju 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

[Jay ひ @Jay2wvy]

first date idea: we deactivate your instagram

[emi @vxmpcore_]

liquor? ya if she’ll let me

[Nicco™ @iLnico4real]

Your abusive girlfriend watching you hug your sister

[Fidi Guy @GuyFidi]

They got brunson💔

[son of nurhaci @aisingioron]

Guy at the gym opened hinge and turned his screen brightness all the way down

[𝓐 ᥫ᭡ 🇲🇽 @4gramzinawood]

Carne asada 🇲🇽 vs Korean bbq 🇰🇷 tomorrow

[Frank Magana @FrankMagana15]

Who’s doing my goat dirty like this bruh?! 😭

[e. @pennequattro]

instagram is literally promoting stalking lmao

[Killa 🌺 @KillaKreww]

Cam’ron was FIGHTING for his life trying not to say “pause” after Stephen A. Smith said the most sus thing live on TV 🤣🤣💀

[Shaun Morash @ShaunMorash]

Penn Station 8:27 am

[♡ @rxuxtxh]

Elmo issues official apology to the @nyknicks

[Lil D @huzzmanipulator]

“I saw you place your water bottle there, lemme come work out next to you”??? I hate gym girls

[ash @tripnf4ll]

i don’t workout for 2 days and suddenly i’m chopped and useless

[Softboy☄️ @softboywin]

Dear Apple if I delete the contact Maybe: you should delete that shit too

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

Elmo has been decapitated in the New York City streets, presumed dead.

[spaghetti policy analyst 🇵🇸 ✮⋆˙⊹˚.𖥔 ݁ ˖ @0atmik]

Knicks championship is so powerful they let a Muslim in the cockpit bro

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

your soulmate is me ho i’m telling you

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

Dudes will ask where the bitches at but never look within