HV

[Dan 🪩 @bydanram]

manifesting this year:

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smaller waist
🕯 bigger arms 🕯
fatter ass
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[Brody DiPentima @BDipentima]

Stimulus: +$1400

Me at Mohegan Sun: how much for that thing

[Isaac @IsaacRound]

Tonight’s gonna be a movie

[Joey⚡️ @joeygllghr]

I was an intern for the Ellen show and one time on set Ellen pointed at my chest my chest and said “there’s something on ur shirt” and I looked down and she flicked my nose. Then I said “haha ohhh you got me, good one Ellen” and then she shot me in the chest with a rifle

[tasha🩷 @tash_mala]

I still need to know where they found the girl to represent London

[realitytvshow @bgcslave]

Back when life was so simple

[Brokey McNiggerson @UGRebrand]

I would do anything to taste one of these

[BIGHORNYBONER @BIGHORNYBONER]

BIGHORNYBONER HAS PASSED AWAY FROM CORONAVIRUS

[ethical hater @DijahSB]

me after hearing someone cough on my $8 round trip flight to italy

[Drew @druicyy]

Rainforest café employees when the fake thunderstorm starts

[tomyOS 17.4.1 @upandcummer]

fuck it bug dj

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[phil @warmfourloko]

we live in a society that allows this to happen

[b.b @benoobrown]

me pretending I’m not hungover at work:

[phil @warmfourloko]

girls be like “i wanna be on the bachelor” ma’am you got crabs try the deadliest catch 😭😭

[dj baby benz @blessyotrvp]

fight for what u believe in