Jake

[Jake @hvdllc95]

Get us outta NATO now can’t be associated with the Dutch after that #oscars

[Jake @hvdllc95]

fuckin HATE the Californians bit stfu no one says “the PCH” either do your research you blow ins #oscars

[Jake @hvdllc95]

Amy Poehler looks good #oscars

[Jake @hvdllc95]

Jelly Rolled so Teddy could Swims

[Jake @hvdllc95]

Memoirs of Some GeyShit

[Jake @hvdllc95]

@DiscussingFilm Damn Texas has deserts AND rolling hills. don’t know how California can compete with that

[Jake @hvdllc95]

I like to tell google maps I’m walking when I drive and imagine a guy at google watching my speed and telling his boss “I have something I think you should see.”

[Jake @hvdllc95]

@RANADAofficial You don’t live in cali stfu stay in your lane

[Jake @hvdllc95]

Hearing loud booms or explosions in Los Angeles were in south pasadena sounds like really deep fireworks or something anybody confirm?