Harrison Wade

[Harrison Wade @hwade35]

@jkantskii you have a cold black soul

[Harrison Wade @hwade35]

Great concert P2 row 5 #2 #JAKEOWEN #Formygirlfriend #Suprise

[Chris Reilly @cReilly75]

@Tiaxm by the looks of this pic u are on a balcony.... so no the tide isn't going to reach any chairs up there #idiot

[The Mancave @OnlineMancave]

RT if this is you

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

I tell with all these holiday cookies and food gifts I’m totally eating how I normally do.

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

Testicles have a temperature of 93 to 97 degrees F. So when it gets that hot out, it literally is "hot as balls."

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

There is a sport called Banzai Skydiving -- You throw the parachute out of the airplane first, then jump after it.

[Harrison Wade @hwade35]

@dwade429 guilty...and its actually a green rodeo #dummy

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

I hate being tickled. I do not think it's cute, I do not think it's funny, I will kick you in the fucking face.

[Harrison Wade @hwade35]

Is this how Pacific Rim started? #aliensharks @SharkWeek

[Best TikToks @TheFunnyVines]

Go Home Evolution, You're Drunk! http://t.co/9hdnuDM9AK

[Harrison Wade @hwade35]

"@kspan_12: I wonder how these hoes' fathers would react to their lingere and half naked pictures on Instagram" a father can only be soproud

[Harrison Wade @hwade35]

"@CauseWereGuys: We all have that one coach that we love to death and we'll never forget." #JeremyAlmstrom #TrevorFratzel

[Harrison Wade @hwade35]

"@UberFacts: "Buksvåger" is a Swedish word for a person who has had sex with a person you've already had sex with." #Eskimobros