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keeping it real

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@fasc1nate How do you not use that shot?

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@AcervoCharts Do I have to let rich people hunt me or something?

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@marlene4719 He looks like the friggin music man.

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@horrormuseum Just realized how perfect those eyebrows are.

Puts the insta girls to shame.

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@happyfantasticc @wizardingnews It's because she gave up her gender and her name to sell her book. That shit catches up with you eventually.

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Omfg Marx is trending because of Dolly.

Time for the proletariat to rise...

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@creepysammie I love that she just complements the shit out of another woman, even though they're competing over a man.

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@horrormuseum I like that. Kinda like The Wizard of Oz, it opens up the cones in your eyes pretty suddenly.

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Look at that smile, in a "kid's" movie! 🤣

[Ryley Percival Miller @GreyMatter603]

One of the few men to give Kermit the Frog a run for his money with Miss Piggy.

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Not to mention women will die trying to deliver dead babies or something without a head rather than do a more humane procedure.

[pinkleftygirl @pinkleftygirl]

If abortion becomes illegal, women and girls are just gonna start throwing themselves down the stairs again and shoving coat hangers in their body again you fucking idiots. You can't get rid of abortion. You are only getting rid of safe, medically-supervised ones.

[pinkleftygirl @pinkleftygirl]

If abortion becomes illegal, women and girls are just gonna start throwing themselves down the stairs again and shoving coat hangers in their body again you fucking idiots. You can't get rid of abortion. You are only getting rid of safe, medically-supervised ones.

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West Hollywood is gonna be like gay heaven.

[gracie 💘 @solonggraciemay]

this halloween every gay is gonna be dressed up as dolly, frank n furter, or moira rose and i think that’s kinda beautiful

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@riqriqs @Aynshtaynn I'm just tweeting.

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@Maplenormer @PinkNews Hello, Rock People. How is the moisture level under that thing?

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I laughed. ❤️ @cher

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I used to advise younger women to wait for a full hysterectomy after seeing what my mom went through in her mid-40s when she had cancer, but since then I've met people who ditched the baby oven in their 20's and recovered just fine.

Don't be in pain because a doctor says so.

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Pushing the "new" idea that if your uterus is constantly causing you debilitating pain, REMOVE IT.

Dolly proves we can have a full, fun, productive life full of love without being a vessel for another human.

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My mind read this in Dumbledore's voice, @jk_rowling .

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@DC_Elixe @_celia_bedelia_ The child was not harmed by using different pronouns.

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@mac9sb @woofknight Oh, wow.

Is this what the kids are calling 3D chess?

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@ChrisHuzza @woofknight Too many pictures. If you're that much of an idiot, please do not turn on the oven, sit in a chair, call for help. Someone will feed you.