Elijah Wayne Evans

Avid Self-loather, Bassist for Cardboard Agenda. Self-Proclaimed King of Minecraft.

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Politics are fun and all but someone with a different view still deserves the same respect and honor that you do. Don't call someone stupid.

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@briz_beth @Angelstocker What? This isn't a one way street.

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Can't wait to graduate.

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@kevingravytrain I walked 50 feet out of my building to go to work, and then I went right back to my bed where I've been all day.

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Am I the only one that thought Erik Killmonger was a bad character?

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@ObamaMalik Good memes

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@SWNID If I ever take one of your classes, am I allowed to just use "multiple sources)" as my bibliography?

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Captain's log: The year is 2025, and all of our state/federal ID's have been replaced with bitmoji cards.

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Black Panther: 7.5/10. Good, but definitely not the masterpiece everyone says. Best part of the movie was the music without a doubt.

[Brian Wecht @bwecht]

And yes, I am considering the possibility that Moana’s island is perhaps The Island from LOST, and that the Ocean is some incarnation of Jacob

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@TessEvansShell Alumni donors who were on SGA....

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Who's more obnoxiously entitled; alumni or SGA? Hmmm

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@JacobTheOracle Being colorblind is a real bitch

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@lilaautumn If Twitter had a sad react, I would

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@simplyraelyn Do you mean Saturday

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@StepCarTom11

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@psychicpebble More acne

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@Mxander95 Is this the theology and film talking again

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Study Reveals Lobsters Feel Pain And Get Off On It Like The Kinky Little Perverts They Are https://t.co/YVPVLAmfUn

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UT Medical has to be the worst hospital I've ever had to spend time in.