Hunter Williamson

[Perkylator @Perkylator445]

When the fuck did it become normal to call absolute missiles a “soft 6”??? I’d use this chicks g-string as dental floss if she’d let me. #fuckyou

[Twis rasim @Blazt]

Lockdown immediately

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

I need my future wife to look like this when she picks up our kids from private school in our overpriced SUV and acts like a total cunt to the crossing guards

[The Penn State Troll 🦁🧌 @ThePSUTroll]

Ratio

[Tyler “Beaver Basher” O’Connor @BeaverBasher67]

Top 1 cable attachment for triceps

[no context dexter @oocdexter]

when I accidentally click on a live with 2 viewers and the guy starts thanking me for joining his live

[sucks @powerbottomdad1]

sorry to be racist but i actually really like the Japanese and want there to be more Japanese

[▼ Kiel James Patrick @KJP]

Drinking beer with the buds needs to make a comeback.

[Professional Asshole @Passhole69]

Things I’d prefer over my Spotify Wrapped

- Beer Wrapped
- Bars I attended Wrapped
- Money wasted without getting laid Wrapped
- Drugs Wrapped
- Girls that wanted to have sex but I didn’t know wrapped
- # of Shits Wrapped

What else am I missing?

[carson tk @carson_tk]

The penny witnessed the 1st U.S President.
The penny witnessed Slavery.
The penny witnessed the Civil War.
The penny witnessed the Great Depression.
The penny witnessed 9/11.

But after 233 years on this planet…

It never witnessed a hypothetical SEC loss.

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

Men get raped every day it’s called looking at fat women in public

[Prison Mitch @Prisonmitch]

When you see grown men at a No Kings rally instead of watching 10 hours of football and drinking on a Saturday like God intended:

[The Drunk Republican @DrunkRepub]

On my way to have a minor disagreement with a liberal

[ηιүα ♛ @niy2pretty]

Co-parenting a pet with an ex