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http://t.co/taL1PFly I’ve said it before. Wednesday. Where you’re too far out to see weekend in any direction.

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[h.w ma @hwma]

I’ve said it before. Wednesday. Where you’re too far out to see weekend in any direction. http://t.co/g14YxGLJ

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Learn how I make money working from home. http://t.co/ySbzCL1T

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I'm not Anti-Social. I'm Pro-Doing Shit on my Phone. http://t.co/taL1PFly

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Nicki Minaj is probably my favorite Dr. Seuss character. http://t.co/TStGLk4J

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http://t.co/taL1PFly When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's LUNAR ASSAULT and it's not funny.

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Sometimes it's really hard to tell who's winning when you fight sarcasm with sarcasm. http://t.co/DPoDZJrW

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I cut butter with a regular knife and now it won't stop crying like a little bitch. http://t.co/CQNGMOsm

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Guys, if you want to make a girl moan, tremble, and scream: be a spider. http://t.co/nOEPBkrm

[h.w ma @hwma]

http://t.co/KftpMv4t I hope my memory foam mattress doesn't remember the man in my bed last night and tell my boyfriend.

[h.w ma @hwma]

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[h.w ma @hwma]

http://t.co/KftpMv4t I hope my memory foam mattress doesn't remember the man in my bed last night and tell my boyfriend.

[h.w ma @hwma]

CAFFEINE-FREE DIET COKE: BECAUSE YOU LOVE CARAMEL COLOR http://t.co/4i7frAFt

[h.w ma @hwma]

I'm not Anti-Social. I'm Pro-Doing Shit on my Phone. http://t.co/4i7frAFt

[h.w ma @hwma]

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I think all crime scenes should be photographed on Instagram. http://t.co/nOEPBkrm

[h.w ma @hwma]

http://t.co/nOEPBkrm I’ve said it before. Wednesday. Where you’re too far out to see weekend in any direction.

[h.w ma @hwma]

http://t.co/2GbokS9D Thumb war is never the thumb answer.

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http://t.co/Ofpr3HsV Lifetime TV. For women whose own lives aren't depressing enough.